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purdy pusher

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« on: Friday, July 1, 2011, 22:37:31 »

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« Reply #1 on: Friday, July 1, 2011, 22:38:56 »

It's a crap cat
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« Reply #2 on: Friday, July 1, 2011, 22:41:26 »

How is it ace?

Does it juggle?
Or maybe fly kites?
Or mime like Marcel Marceau?
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« Reply #3 on: Friday, July 1, 2011, 22:46:17 »

you can't make a statement like that without backing it up.

we need proof your cat is indeed ace
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« Reply #4 on: Friday, July 1, 2011, 22:47:34 »

hes like a serengetti hunter, regularly killing snakes rats mice grasshoppers and other small mammels, he cant juggle but can hold a better conversation than most paople
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« Reply #5 on: Friday, July 1, 2011, 22:49:03 »

what species are paople?
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« Reply #6 on: Friday, July 1, 2011, 22:51:17 »

what species are paople?

Does it matter?
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« Reply #7 on: Friday, July 1, 2011, 22:53:01 »

Fuck me, a cat which kills small animals.

Probably why I hate them.
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« Reply #8 on: Friday, July 1, 2011, 22:54:00 »

your cat is splendid
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« Reply #9 on: Friday, July 1, 2011, 22:57:30 »

how is he like a serengetti hunter?

is he quick?
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« Reply #10 on: Friday, July 1, 2011, 22:59:33 »

He'd look quite good in a curry. Cats are the animal equivalent of Scummers - fucking vermin that should be destroyed
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« Reply #11 on: Friday, July 1, 2011, 23:00:00 »

Well my cat is smarter than the average cat so will certainly beat yours in a fight!  Smug Fuck Off
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« Reply #12 on: Friday, July 1, 2011, 23:09:43 »

[url width=900 height=675]http://i934.photobucket.com/albums/ad185/swindon123/001-6.jpg[/url]

We spent hours looking for our cat..........found her chilling out in the spare room,we took her photo just after i had brought her up a glass of milk Cheesy
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« Reply #13 on: Saturday, July 2, 2011, 08:35:18 »

My new puppy would eat you cat for breakfast hes a trained killer!

[url width=800 height=600]http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g171/jjedmunds/DSCF0421.jpg[/url]
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To the cells of Warrington
From the services at Leicester
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« Reply #14 on: Saturday, July 2, 2011, 08:48:23 »

[url width=480 height=360]http://i1183.photobucket.com/albums/x480/tanswell2010/41fffda8.jpg[/url]

Where my 6 month old puppy would try to fuck it.

Im so proud.
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