An Eye For An Eye

[Don Rogers Shop]

Friday midday Iranian woman Ameneh Bahrami will get the revenge she has wanted for six years, ever since she was blinded by Majid Movahedi who threw acid in her face when she refused to marry him.
Using a pipette she will squirt 20 drops of acid into each of Movahedi's eyes as he lies, under anasthetic on an operating table.
Quite literally "An eye for an eye". Accused of barbarism Miss Bahrami said "How would you feel if you were me ? Blinded and disfigured by this man. Yes they offered me money but how much money would you want to swap places with me ?
I want revenge".

The headline says "Tomorrow I will burn out the eyes of my torturer".

What's a pipette

[BANGKOK RED]

What's a pipette

It's a little squirty thing.

How is she going to aim if she's blind?

[Fred Elliot]

It's a little squirty thing.

No mate


That's Fatbury

[Barry Scott]

They could fill it with water and she'd be none the wiser.

"OK love, think you've got him there. Oh yeah, you've soo got him. Ouch, that looks sooo painful. He's gonna be sooo blind when he wakes up... Yeah, yeah, he's blind... No doubts at all... Yeah, really disfigured... Thanks for coming, toddle off home now..."

"OK Majid, the stupid bint's gone, you can open your eyes now."

[sonicyouth]

"OK love, think you've got him there. Oh yeah, you've soo got him. Ouch, that looks sooo painful. He's gonna be sooo blind when he wakes up... Yeah, yeah, he's blind... No doubts at all... Yeah, really disfigured... Thanks for coming, toddle off home now..."

This is best read in the voice of Stephen Merchant.

[Benzel]

Hahaha, he's not wrong.