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« on: Monday, July 4, 2005, 20:09:23 »

"We're going to break you" - fuckin' hell, that initiation was harsh!

I'd rather ring the bell, spend 24 hours in the cells and go home  :shock:
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« Reply #1 on: Monday, July 4, 2005, 20:34:03 »

what a bunch of nutters  Cool
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Plays in midfield and his name is Tommy Miller,
signed him from Huddersfield his name is Tommy Miller,
first touch is average but his second is a killer,
heeeeeey Tommy Miller!
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« Reply #2 on: Monday, July 4, 2005, 20:37:09 »

gives a new meaning to blisters  :shock:
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Plays in midfield and his name is Tommy Miller,
signed him from Huddersfield his name is Tommy Miller,
first touch is average but his second is a killer,
heeeeeey Tommy Miller!
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« Reply #3 on: Monday, July 4, 2005, 20:40:01 »

Why do people do it?
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« Reply #4 on: Monday, July 4, 2005, 21:00:48 »

Don't people run away to the foreign legion if they kill someone, or something like that?
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« Reply #5 on: Monday, July 4, 2005, 22:28:51 »

yeah, all sorts. A friend of mine was in the foreign legion, fuck knows why, cause he had done nothing wrong.

He has stories that would make anything anyone has done seem like nothing, you feel like a proper pussy round him!

Solitary confinement, jail, beatings and numerous other things were dished out just for being ill!

Anyway, he went AWOL and was trying to get out of france for nearly 6 months. He will go down hard if he ever sets foot in france again.
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« Reply #6 on: Monday, July 4, 2005, 22:36:47 »

What was it about?
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« Reply #7 on: Tuesday, July 5, 2005, 07:37:47 »

I cant believe that you have just asked that question  :shock:  ,its about how life can be tough when you are trying to join the British Legion.
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Sad to say, i must be on my way
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« Reply #8 on: Tuesday, July 5, 2005, 08:05:03 »

That programme was quality!!  Can't wait for next week's edition.  You gotta be hard as feck or mentally insane to want to do that sort of thing.  I did kinda think fair play to them though.  Hope a few of them make it!
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« Reply #9 on: Tuesday, July 5, 2005, 13:39:20 »

Noticed most of the ex-legion guys only did it for the minimum 5 years. It's my idea of torture that's for sure. Good progremme though.
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« Reply #10 on: Tuesday, July 5, 2005, 13:46:20 »

I reckon we should send Igoe there for pre-season training, then give him a contract, then he'd know about hard work.
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« Reply #11 on: Tuesday, July 5, 2005, 13:50:01 »

I noticed that too Si-man, 5 years of that though is enough for any man.
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