herthab
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« on: Wednesday, April 20, 2011, 10:41:02 » |
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Mourinho becomes our new manager, after I win the biggest Euro lotto jackpot ever and decide to invest 600 million into the club. I then shack up with Jessica Alba, who's attracted by my personality, not my new found wealth. Swindon goes on to dominate the domestic and European game, with a statue of Vincent Pericard (The club's all time record goalscorer) erected at the entrance of our new 80,000 seater stadium.
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« Reply #1 on: Wednesday, April 20, 2011, 10:43:14 » |
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It was all believable until the Pericard bit!
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« Reply #2 on: Wednesday, April 20, 2011, 10:43:31 » |
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with a statue of Vincent Pericard (The club's all time record goalscorer) erected Ah, now I see why this is implausible. |
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« Reply #3 on: Wednesday, April 20, 2011, 10:51:11 » |
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Im more suprised the council gave us planning permission for the stadium
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« Reply #4 on: Wednesday, April 20, 2011, 10:54:29 » |
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It was all believable until the Pericard bit!
Yeah! more chance of a statue of Michael Jackson outside....oh hang on..  |
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« Reply #5 on: Wednesday, April 20, 2011, 11:13:38 » |
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I got stuck on the bit about hertha's attractive personality ...
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herthab
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« Reply #6 on: Wednesday, April 20, 2011, 11:46:15 » |
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I got stuck on the bit about hertha's attractive personality ...
How dare you! |
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« Reply #7 on: Wednesday, April 20, 2011, 11:50:33 » |
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We beat Notts County by 2-0...
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herthab
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« Reply #8 on: Wednesday, April 20, 2011, 11:52:19 » |
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We beat Notts County by 2-0...
And I thought I was away with the fairies...... |
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« Reply #9 on: Wednesday, April 20, 2011, 11:53:33 » |
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How dare you!
She was attracted to the crystal ball on your shouldera |
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« Reply #10 on: Wednesday, April 20, 2011, 11:59:29 » |
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We beat Notts County by 2-0...
Two goals, in one game? Really? Most implausible daydream to date. |
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