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« Reply #210 on: Saturday, April 16, 2011, 19:53:25 »

Fucking hell you lot are really trying to save me my hard earned next week aren't you? Depressing reading
It was a fucking depressing game, played by a bunch of depressing wankers, managed by a depressing cunt and reffed by a fucking idiot.  Anything else you need to know!!!
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« Reply #211 on: Saturday, April 16, 2011, 20:01:10 »

 Anything else you need to know!!!

Are you still ok tho?
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« Reply #212 on: Saturday, April 16, 2011, 20:04:14 »

It was a fucking depressing game, played by a bunch of depressing wankers, managed by a depressing cunt and reffed by a fucking idiot.  Anything else you need to know!!!
I think thats a fair summary but you probably need to add that it was watched by an increasingly depressed bunch of idiots who really should know better. I was on Hart's side until today.
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« Reply #213 on: Saturday, April 16, 2011, 20:11:09 »

It's no secret Hoddle was there. The beeb said they interviewed him and he was talking about the academy and stuff.

I don't think we should go jumping to conclusions, his academy means there is a perfect reason for it.

Here's a completly radical guestimate based on 1 or 2 facts(?)
Hoddles academy is based in Spain and (not sure about this one?) has provided a side in the spanish 3rd/4th division. He has a number of out of work British managers as coaches (Graham Rix etc)

Perhaps he, or one of his coaches, is going to manage the side with a significant amount of his acedemy players? - Just a guess!
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« Reply #214 on: Saturday, April 16, 2011, 20:14:46 »

Just to lighten the mood a bit while I sup my beer, got the Spirit of Punk 1977 playing on the ipod, this comes on by John Cooper Clarke and for some strange reason I immediately thought of our players. I know I really shouldn't comment having not been to that many games this season, but it really should have been a season full of promise and excitement. Here we go anyway

Like a Night Club in the morning, you’re the bitter end.
Like a recently disinfected shit-house, you’re clean round the bend.
You give me the horrors
too bad to be true
All of my tomorrow’s
are lousy coz of you.
You put the Shat in Shatter
Put the Pain in Spain
Your germs are splattered about
Your face is just a stain

You’re certainly no raver, commonly known as a drag.
Do us all a favour, here... wear this polythene bag.

You’re like a dose of scabies,
I’ve got you under my skin.
You make life a fairy tale... Grimm!

People mention murder, the moment you arrive.
I’d consider killing you if I thought you were alive.
You’ve got this slippery quality,
it makes me think of phlegm,
and a dual personality
I hate both of them.

Your bad breath, vamps disease, destruction, and decay.
Please, please, please, please, take yourself away.
Like a death a birthday party,
you ruin all the fun.
Like a sucked and spat our smartie,
you’re no use to anyone.
Like the shadow of the guillotine
on a dead consumptive’s face.
Speaking as an outsider,
what do you think of the human race

You went to a progressive psychiatrist.
He recommended suicide...
before scratching your bad name off his list,
and pointing the way outside.

You hear laughter breaking through, it makes you want to fart.
You’re heading for a breakdown,
better pull yourself apart.

Your dirty name gets passed about when something goes amiss.
Your attitudes are platitudes,
just make me wanna piss.

What kind of creature bore you
Was is some kind of bat
They can’t find a good word for you,
but I can...
TWAT.

LYRICS © JOHN COOPER CLARKE
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« Reply #215 on: Saturday, April 16, 2011, 20:15:38 »

It was a fucking depressing game, played by a bunch of depressing wankers, managed by a depressing cunt and reffed by a fucking idiot.  Anything else you need to know!!!

Fucking ace Cheesy
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« Reply #216 on: Saturday, April 16, 2011, 20:24:45 »

I'll see your John Cooper Clark and raise you a Patrick Fitzgeralds Safety Pin Stuck In My Heart

I don't love you for your graveyard eyes
 I don't love you for your shaven thighs
 I just love you for that
 Beat-beat-beat-beat-beating
 
I don't love you for your tattered tie
 I don't love you, and I don't know why
 I just love you for that
 Beat-beat-beat-beat-beating
 

I've got a safety pin stuck in my heart
For you, for you

I don't love you for your professed hate
 I don't love you for your cards of fate
 I just love you for that
 Beat-beat-beat-beat-beating
 
I don't love you for your painted shoes
 I don't love you for your friends you never choose
 I just love you for that
 Beat-beat-beat-beat-beating
 
I've got a safety pin stuck in my heart
 For you, for you
 
I don't love you for your many reasons
 Propagandas, doctrines, treasons
 All I know's that
 Beat-beat-beat-beat-beating
 
I've got an ear inflamed on my dog chain
 Painted faces, painted names -
 My shirt - it's all that
 Beat-beat-beat-beat-beating
 
I've got a safety pin stuck in my heart
 For you, for you
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« Reply #217 on: Saturday, April 16, 2011, 20:30:12 »

Fucking ace Cheesy

Yeah it was, seemed to sum up everyone's mood perfectly
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« Reply #218 on: Saturday, April 16, 2011, 20:38:24 »

Are you still ok tho?
Nah, I'm fucking depressed!!!
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« Reply #219 on: Saturday, April 16, 2011, 20:43:15 »

Shit ain't right.
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« Reply #220 on: Saturday, April 16, 2011, 20:48:24 »

Just heard hnddld next manaher raaah those cunts ar shit framptn as quik as fukin harvy price
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« Reply #221 on: Saturday, April 16, 2011, 20:51:18 »

Just heard hnddld next manaher raaah those cunts ar shit framptn as quik as fukin harvy price

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« Reply #222 on: Saturday, April 16, 2011, 20:52:11 »

Just heard hnddld next manaher raaah those cunts ar shit framptn as quik as fukin harvy price
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« Reply #223 on: Saturday, April 16, 2011, 20:54:18 »

Just heard hnddld next manaher raaah those cunts ar shit framptn as quik as fukin harvy price

Just heard Hoddle next manager, raaaaaaah those cunts are shit.  Frampton as quick as fucking Harvey Price.

What do I win and why is Havey Price a quick fuck?
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« Reply #224 on: Saturday, April 16, 2011, 20:54:59 »

Just heard hnddld next manaher raaah those cunts ar shit framptn as quik as fukin harvy price

Is this written in Gaelic?
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