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« Reply #15 on: Wednesday, April 6, 2011, 10:48:08 » |
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It's harder than you might think.
Our two tend to crap in our own garden and also piss on the lawn.
I caught one of them watering my newly sewn spring onion seeds in a tub a couple of days ago.
Little fuckers.
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sonicyouth
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« Reply #16 on: Wednesday, April 6, 2011, 10:49:21 » |
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I like to talk to ducks
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Ginginho
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« Reply #17 on: Wednesday, April 6, 2011, 10:52:33 » |
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Next stage "crapping in the neighbours' gardens" then Ginginho - shouldn't be difficult.
I have been trying to lead by example by shitting in my next door neighbours garden, but that didn't work. So what i've started doing, to see if it works, is crapping in towels at local swimming baths. |
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Bennett
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« Reply #18 on: Wednesday, April 6, 2011, 17:07:19 » |
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I preferred it when he hated the world and got drunk with me at least once a week... a once great man has become a cat person, and i fear as soon as 30 hits (very soon  ) i'll have lost him forever *sob* you're the most flakey or non commital bastard ever. sometimes you can only have so many let downs *sob* (yes this is me breaking up with you) |
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This is the water.
And this is the well.
Drink full and descend.
The horse is the white of the eyes and dark within.
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LucienSanchez
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Is this hospital called St. Croc of Shit?!
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« Reply #19 on: Wednesday, April 6, 2011, 17:27:25 » |
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I'm commited and reliable you goon! Come to the pub with me Saturday, it's my last pub visit until June!
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We made a promise we swore we'd always remember... no retreat, baby, no surrender
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Bennett
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« Reply #20 on: Wednesday, April 6, 2011, 17:28:43 » |
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i've already got plans! which i'll text you about
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This is the water.
And this is the well.
Drink full and descend.
The horse is the white of the eyes and dark within.
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DMR
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« Reply #21 on: Wednesday, April 6, 2011, 18:05:10 » |
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I talk to my dog all the time, in fact I will talk back to myself on my dogs behalf.
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« Reply #22 on: Wednesday, April 6, 2011, 19:41:40 » |
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Do you do a voice?
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slinky
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i'm lovin' it
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« Reply #23 on: Wednesday, April 6, 2011, 22:19:58 » |
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Me and my cat have constant conversations. She calls me sir and tells me she is smarter than the average cat (its me having a conversation with myself)! The wife's cat however is an idiot I talk to her and she doesn't talk back. My cat is the best!  |
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Forza_Swindon
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« Reply #24 on: Thursday, April 7, 2011, 07:38:56 » |
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We talk to our tortoise, who is generally very interested in everything we say... Or she's hoping to get a big fat dandelion flower from us! |
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pauld
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« Reply #25 on: Thursday, April 7, 2011, 09:04:27 » |
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We talk to our tortoise, who is generally very interested in everything we say... Or she's hoping to get a big fat dandelion flower from us! She's not, she's actually running off. It's just you can't tell |
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Forza_Swindon
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« Reply #26 on: Thursday, April 7, 2011, 09:58:35 » |
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She's not, she's actually running off. It's just you can't tell
 You'd be surprised how quickly they can move when they want to! (But yeah, I wouldn't blame her for trying to run away to get some peace and quiet...) |
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« Reply #27 on: Thursday, April 7, 2011, 10:00:51 » |
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You'd be surprised how quickly they can move when they want to!
Oh, I know, my Mum and Dad have got a tortoise that goes like shit off a shovel. |
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DMR
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« Reply #28 on: Thursday, April 7, 2011, 15:29:49 » |
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Do you do a voice?
Of course |
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