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BANGKOK RED

« on: Tuesday, April 5, 2011, 18:23:36 »

Why do we do it

My girls rabbit was just making a right racket out on the balcony so I had to go out and have a right go at her (the rabbit, not my girl). A grown man scolding a rabbit FFS, how fucking ridiculous.

Why?
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« Reply #1 on: Tuesday, April 5, 2011, 18:25:51 »

I didn't know rabbits made noises - I thought they just twitched their noses?
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BANGKOK RED

« Reply #2 on: Tuesday, April 5, 2011, 18:27:41 »

No

They throw their food dishes about when they want attention
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« Reply #3 on: Tuesday, April 5, 2011, 18:27:58 »

The cunts
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« Reply #4 on: Tuesday, April 5, 2011, 18:28:15 »

Hairy Japanese bastards
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« Reply #5 on: Tuesday, April 5, 2011, 18:28:51 »

Ah - an attention-seeking rabbit  - you were right to scold it then  Wink
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« Reply #6 on: Tuesday, April 5, 2011, 18:33:12 »

What like burning scold?
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« Reply #7 on: Tuesday, April 5, 2011, 19:15:16 »

Thats mice in the bath isnt it? Wink
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« Reply #8 on: Tuesday, April 5, 2011, 21:48:06 »

I speak to my cat all the time!
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« Reply #9 on: Wednesday, April 6, 2011, 05:31:40 »

i also speak to my cat. i've taught him to sit and shake paws/hand recently. wooooo!
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« Reply #10 on: Wednesday, April 6, 2011, 06:59:18 »

I heart mushy Bennett
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« Reply #11 on: Wednesday, April 6, 2011, 07:51:10 »

I preferred it when he hated the world and got drunk with me at least once a week... a once great man has become a cat person, and i fear as soon as 30 hits (very soon Wink) i'll have lost him forever *sob*
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« Reply #12 on: Wednesday, April 6, 2011, 07:55:12 »

I also talk to my cats.
I have also taught them to do things.
I have taught them to walk away from me when i'm talking to them, to lick their arse in front of my while I eat, to constantly meow at me when i'm preparing food in the kitchen and if they need to be sick to make sure they do it all over the living room carpet or on our bed.
They're very obedient.
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« Reply #13 on: Wednesday, April 6, 2011, 09:33:32 »

Hahahahahah
This man knows cats!!
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« Reply #14 on: Wednesday, April 6, 2011, 10:35:14 »

I also talk to my cats.
I have also taught them to do things.
I have taught them to walk away from me when i'm talking to them, to lick their arse in front of my while I eat, to constantly meow at me when i'm preparing food in the kitchen and if they need to be sick to make sure they do it all over the living room carpet or on our bed.
They're very obedient.

Next stage "crapping in the neighbours' gardens"  then Ginginho - shouldn't be difficult.
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