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« Reply #15 on: Saturday, July 2, 2005, 22:45:21 » |
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and reminded him that his son is allergic to yeast products and suggested a bad of crisps
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« Reply #16 on: Saturday, July 2, 2005, 23:09:22 » |
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when nobody could find anything resembling a bad of crisps it was pointed out that he had misheard them and it was in actual fact a bag of crisps!
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« Reply #17 on: Sunday, July 3, 2005, 05:30:51 » |
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So they asked the manager if they had any 'crincklies', to which King inadvertantly said we have a Premiership one coming soon and it should make everyone very happy !
NMH 'Bring me a piece of my Mummy. She was quite close to me !'
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You're my incurable malady. I miss the pleasure of your company.
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« Reply #18 on: Sunday, July 3, 2005, 11:03:33 » |
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Spacey entered the supermarket, his muscular frame drew gasps of admiration from a group of women assembled by the meat counter.He strode towards the cigarette kiosk, passing an excited teenager(Dave) thumbing through a copy of Carehome cock." 20 Marlboro" he said, the checkout girl turned silently, her trembling hand grabbed the cigarettes and placed them on the counter.Spacey handed over a £20 note "Keep the change" he said, at which point the checkout girl passed out in a puddle of her own ecstacy.
Spacey then went to the pub and got absolutey battered, but still managed to look cool even when he was throwing up through his nose.
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« Reply #19 on: Sunday, July 3, 2005, 12:24:53 » |
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Till he was shot by a person that looks like Ronnie O' Sullivan.
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ee the trick is only pick on those that can't do you no harm
Like the drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
I annoyed Yeovilred 28/01/06
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« Reply #20 on: Sunday, July 3, 2005, 14:16:46 » |
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And gang-raped by Dave and his merry-men
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« Reply #21 on: Sunday, July 3, 2005, 21:46:07 » |
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Meanwhile, Alan Reeves was enjoying a nice packet of peanuts while sitting on the pub stool.
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ee the trick is only pick on those that can't do you no harm
Like the drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
I annoyed Yeovilred 28/01/06
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Git facked
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« Reply #22 on: Sunday, July 3, 2005, 22:16:18 » |
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And Sammy Igoe accidentally stapled the pub stool to his stomach.
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