Im in a bad mood today and this is the resulting thread.
I don't know if this has been done before but in response to the wouldn't but would, here's a couple that I wouldn't touch with my worst enemies cock let alone my own, but apparently are 'worldlies' (hate that word) and I'm a freak for not wanting to ravage.
First Up
Nigella cocking Lawson
What is it that disgusts me about this daft bint?
Smugness?
Middle class, olive eating, 'just go to your local butcher and spend £20 on a steak from a cow you know the name' of self satisfaction?
'Meet my children Star and Jupiter' cringing horror?
Or is it that shes got a body like a sofa and a face that makes the sort of expressions that suggest not that shes made a lovely cake and is going to smear over her folds, rather 'Ive got knives in my draw, love me, love me, want me or I'll cut myself and stab you'.
And her father is that corpulent tory fuck with the child naming imagination of a toadstool Nigel Lawson.
Secondly
Katy Perry
Not as much hatred as Nigel but really, yeah fine, you kissed a girl according to the vapid song but you didnt did you. You were a child when you released that and your still a child. And you're not even that fit. Just a vacant valley girl next door airhead with puppet masters telling you to jump around.
Apologies if this is misogynist. Im bored. I love women really. Its not even about the women its about the insistence that we all want them. Its the media presentation of peple as sexy. Well I dont want them and really dont like them.
Probably lovely people in real life.
If this has been done before just delete it someone.
