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Sussex

« on: Tuesday, June 28, 2005, 12:01:13 »

..you book a week off work and you're ill.

Saturday morning I was 12 stone 11, today I'm 12 stone 4.

I have nothing left to shit or puke. Chucked all manner of medicines down my throat but to no avail.

As a last resort I've just ordered a taxi to bring me a bottle vodka which I'll drink whilst watching Saskia and the fit Irish chick in there bikinis on E4.

(apologies in advance...)
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STFC Village

« Reply #1 on: Wednesday, June 29, 2005, 05:28:53 »

Unlucky mate, hope you get well soon
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Spud

« Reply #2 on: Wednesday, June 29, 2005, 05:44:35 »

Look on the bright side, your losing weight.
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Sussex

« Reply #3 on: Wednesday, June 29, 2005, 07:51:38 »

12 stone 1. Sod the Atkins diet, a dodgy quiche and a bottle of vodka seems to work wonders :?
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McLovin

« Reply #4 on: Wednesday, June 29, 2005, 08:16:02 »

I could do with that... which quiche would you recommend?
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Sussex

« Reply #5 on: Wednesday, June 29, 2005, 08:59:59 »

It was a Tescos Quiche Lorraine.

Bastards!
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« Reply #6 on: Wednesday, June 29, 2005, 09:00:06 »

I was off last week feeling like that, I got gastro interitis or whatever it is called.  thought my insides were gonna come out, it was minging.  Try that Beef tonight thing Dave.
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« Reply #7 on: Wednesday, June 29, 2005, 09:23:30 »

I may just do that, Birdy.

You miss me?  Wink
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« Reply #8 on: Wednesday, June 29, 2005, 10:46:32 »

go on try it, make sure you reheat it in the microwave before you eat it  Cheesy

I did miss you very much, the nights were so cold whilst you were away  Crying
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Sussex

« Reply #9 on: Wednesday, June 29, 2005, 10:50:51 »

Get a room you two!  Cheesy
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« Reply #10 on: Wednesday, June 29, 2005, 11:26:11 »

just coz you want to be in the room with us
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« Reply #11 on: Wednesday, June 29, 2005, 13:55:08 »

Quote from: "Sussex Red"
It was a Tescos Quiche Lorraine.

Bastards!


Puke on it and send it back to the complaints department. Wink
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« Reply #12 on: Wednesday, June 29, 2005, 17:35:47 »

Sussex I never realised you were a Quiche eater :kisskiss:
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Sussex

« Reply #13 on: Wednesday, June 29, 2005, 18:00:24 »

I'm one posh chick me, I do salad sometimes too Cheesy

I'm back on the vodka now aswell which is going down a bit too well :?

Weight loss update tomorrow morning (this can't be healthy)
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« Reply #14 on: Wednesday, June 29, 2005, 19:17:39 »

Quote from: "Sussex Red"
I'm one posh chick me, I do salad sometimes too Cheesy

I'm back on the vodka now aswell which is going down a bit too well :?

Weight loss update tomorrow morning (this can't be healthy)


What about dust?, no, dust, yeah.
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