Benzel
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« on: Wednesday, December 8, 2010, 13:52:03 » |
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I know it's in The Sun and it's in the Dear Deidre column. But.
"I have been sending sexy messages to my mum on a social networking site. I know it's wrong but IT'S SO EXCITING.
I'm 22 and my Dad left us 15 years ago. My Mum is 40. I recently went on the computer after her and saw she had been on a networking site.
I was curious so I made up a name for myself and messaged her later using my laptop saying I liked older women and found her sexy. She replied she felt flattered.
I ASKED HER IF SHE MASTURBATES. When she replied yes, I know it's wrong BUT IT TURNED ME ON.
She keeps asking for a photo of me, which of course I can't give her. She's now asked if I want to cam with her and I'm hoping she'll let me watch without showing her who I am.
I feel ashamed of what I'm doing but the THOUGHT OF SEEING HER WITHOUT HER BRA is amazing
Would it do any harm just to watch her undress, then delete my address and forget about it?
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tans
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« Reply #1 on: Wednesday, December 8, 2010, 13:55:31 » |
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 Bet they were from brizzle |
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Fred Elliot
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« Reply #2 on: Wednesday, December 8, 2010, 13:56:44 » |
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« Reply #3 on: Wednesday, December 8, 2010, 14:01:24 » |
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Link?
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Benzel
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« Reply #4 on: Wednesday, December 8, 2010, 14:06:36 » |
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Todays Sun.
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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #5 on: Wednesday, December 8, 2010, 14:08:33 » |
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That is wrong on all levels.
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« Reply #6 on: Wednesday, December 8, 2010, 14:10:35 » |
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Todays Sun.
Oh. Not online it isn't. |
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dporter
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« Reply #7 on: Wednesday, December 8, 2010, 15:03:50 » |
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Deirde's advice: she will email out a leaflet about getting a good social life!
Got to be a wind up!
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jayohaitchenn
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« Reply #8 on: Wednesday, December 8, 2010, 17:20:42 » |
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Hahaha fucking ace. Can't see the attraction myself. My mum looks like a really ill Santa.
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« Reply #9 on: Wednesday, December 8, 2010, 17:22:16 » |
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Am I the first person to wonder what Deidre's reply was?
Bloomin Oxford supporters soapy tit wank!
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Reg Smeeton
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« Reply #10 on: Wednesday, December 8, 2010, 17:48:36 » |
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Hahaha fucking ace. Can't see the attraction myself. My mum looks like a really ill Santa.
Does she have the full white beard ? Would put me right off. |
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« Reply #11 on: Thursday, December 9, 2010, 10:18:23 » |
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Ha how the hell did that get printed!
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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #12 on: Thursday, December 9, 2010, 10:26:59 » |
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Because it's in The Sun.
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« Reply #13 on: Thursday, December 9, 2010, 13:48:33 » |
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Because it's in The Sun.
And they print all sorts of shit regardless of whether it's true or not! Like the stuff about Jen from Deal or no Deal. Full page spread that's bollocks and then all they have to do is print a small apology and it's all alright. |
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