quick coca, change your avatar and pretend to be someone else.
(it wasn't that funny but we all make bad forum joke judgements sometimes. The forum is littered with my efforts. Just do a search for threads started by flammableBen and start back in time)
Yeah but yours aren't normally of quesionable taste, but just so weird no-one else understands them.
They're usually the threads you post at 3am, whilst pissed, that are viewed by hundreds of people, but generate only about 3 responses, all from people as pissed as you are, and none of which refer to your original post in any way.
Everyone else just slinks away in confusion.