Sir David Prutton.

[Coca Fola]

The rest of our team seems to be quite lightweight in comparison.

[Crispy]

The rest of our team seems to be quite lightweight in comparison.

Dougie?

And i win because Prutton is a nutter 

[Coca Fola]

Dougie?

And i win because Prutton is a nutter 

Bar Douglas then.

[Bogus Dave]

You're prutton (waaaaaanaaaanaaaa)
Prutton running throught my viens
prutton (waaaaanaaaanaaaa)
I don't wanna break these chains

[flammableBen]

fuck off dave that's awful

[THE FLASH]

fuck off dave that's awful

leave Dave alone!  How many number one hits have you had???

[suttonred]

I've just worked out it's poison. If we do sing that do loads of topless women magically appear?

[flammableBen]

leave Dave alone!  How many number one hits have you had???

Only one

[Bogus Dave]

I'm imagining some immense harmonys coming from the drs when we belt that out

[Crispy]

All i've got..

David Prutton He's our number 10,
David Prutton He's our number 10,

Everybody needs a nutter in the middle, everybody needs a nutter!
Everybody needs a nutter in the middle, everybody needs a nutter!

David Prutton He's our number 10..

I'll give this a go at Wednesday/Oldham If Prutts on form.. See if it catches on.

[Ardiles]

I'll give this a go at Wednesday/Oldham If Prutts on form.. See if it catches on.

I think you should try to choreograph it.  We could clear a space in the middle for you, let you have the floor etc.

Something like this?