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[Coca Fola]

Only looking for a shitty part time job, I'm 19.

[nevillew]

Only looking for a shitty part time job, I'm 19.

I wouldn't put that in.

[Coca Fola]

Damn. I thought it was a fantastic start personally.. 

[fatbasher]

Only looking for a shitty part time job, I'm 19.

 you could do yourself out of potential employment with a comment like that.

And therein my friend lies the problem. You see when you get old enough to understand what I'm driving at you'll have forgottent this post.

I would shovel shit to keep the roof over my families head, put food in their stomachs, clothes on their backs and pay for heating not forgetting the mortgage. Life you'll learn eventually is cruel and it and no-one owes you anything. Welcome to the real world my parents and their parents had as the norm. Life is 6/4 against with no central heating, no double glazing and fridges that mysteriously are always full at all times of the day, night, week and month. Sky sports as the norm and games consoles coming out of your ears. Etc, etc.
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Maybe I sound like you mum and dad but then I'm more than old enough to be them, well your dad anyway.

Good luck with your life, you'll need it as will my kids.

[nochee]

you could do yourself out of potential employment with a comment like that.

And therein my friend lies the problem. You see when you get old enough to understand what I'm driving at you'll have forgottent this post.

I would shovel shit to keep the roof over my families head, put food in their stomachs, clothes on their backs and pay for heating not forgetting the mortgage. Life you'll learn eventually is cruel and it and no-one owes you anything. Welcome to the real world my parents and their parents had as the norm. Life is 6/4 against with no central heating, no double glazing and fridges that mysteriously are always full at all times of the day, night, week and month. Sky sports as the norm and games consoles coming out of your ears. Etc, etc.
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Maybe I sound like you mum and dad but then I'm more than old enough to be them, well your dad anyway.

Good luck with your life, you'll need it as will my kids.

  Jesus wept.

[sonicyouth]

you could do yourself out of potential employment with a comment like that.

And therein my friend lies the problem. You see when you get old enough to understand what I'm driving at you'll have forgottent this post.

I would shovel shit to keep the roof over my families head, put food in their stomachs, clothes on their backs and pay for heating not forgetting the mortgage. Life you'll learn eventually is cruel and it and no-one owes you anything. Welcome to the real world my parents and their parents had as the norm. Life is 6/4 against with no central heating, no double glazing and fridges that mysteriously are always full at all times of the day, night, week and month. Sky sports as the norm and games consoles coming out of your ears. Etc, etc.
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Maybe I sound like you mum and dad but then I'm more than old enough to be them, well your dad anyway.

Good luck with your life, you'll need it as will my kids.

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[4D]

Anyone know of any accountancy jobs going? Industry rather than practice.

[carbonwhite]

you could do yourself out of potential employment with a comment like that.

And therein my friend lies the problem. You see when you get old enough to understand what I'm driving at you'll have forgottent this post.

I would shovel shit to keep the roof over my families head, put food in their stomachs, clothes on their backs and pay for heating not forgetting the mortgage. Life you'll learn eventually is cruel and it and no-one owes you anything. Welcome to the real world my parents and their parents had as the norm. Life is 6/4 against with no central heating, no double glazing and fridges that mysteriously are always full at all times of the day, night, week and month. Sky sports as the norm and games consoles coming out of your ears. Etc, etc.
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Maybe I sound like you mum and dad but then I'm more than old enough to be them, well your dad anyway.

Good luck with your life, you'll need it as will my kids.

haha poor sod only wants a xmas job no need to give him a lecture. Im guessing hes in college or uni which is why he wants it part time. How did them O levels work out for you fatbasher?

[Samdy Gray]

Anyone know of any accountancy jobs going? Industry rather than practice.

You're an accountant?

[fittons_coaching_badge]

Anyone know of any accountancy jobs going? Industry rather than practice.

If you go on the websites of the major accountancy practices, they generally have a jobs page with employers offering training contracts.

[4D]

You're an accountant?

Yep. 

[nevillew]

Accountancy recruitment agencies. There are plenty out there. No, I won't answer questions about which is best etc.

I agree with Samdy's take on this.

[Sippo]

You're an accountant?

Think this would be more useful....

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[Flashheart]

You're an accountant?

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?

[4D]

Think this would be more useful....

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You don't know what an accountant does, do you?