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Leggett
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« Reply #45 on: Tuesday, September 11, 2012, 18:32:38 »

what's the job, stealing money out of people's cards? if so, I'm game

That role is already filled. As are my pockets.
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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #46 on: Tuesday, September 11, 2012, 20:08:43 »

Jobserve.com is also a good site to look at

Well done for replying to a post that's nearly two years old.
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« Reply #47 on: Tuesday, September 11, 2012, 20:25:53 »

Well done for replying to a post that's nearly two years old.
But he is still looking for a job, you ungrateful cunt
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« Reply #48 on: Wednesday, September 26, 2012, 19:38:16 »

And a side order of Escargot's please
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dave_bambers_right_sock

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« Reply #49 on: Thursday, October 4, 2012, 11:30:58 »

Subway are looking for staff, they have various rolls to fill   Cheesy
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« Reply #50 on: Thursday, October 4, 2012, 12:48:24 »

Subway are looking for staff, they have various rolls to fill   Cheesy
Bet who ever gets the job will be raking in the dough
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« Reply #51 on: Thursday, October 4, 2012, 12:51:38 »

Bet who ever gets the job will be raking in the dough

an can put up with a lot of (french) stick
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« Reply #52 on: Thursday, October 4, 2012, 12:57:07 »

an can put up with a lot of (french) stick
the no knead for that mate
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Bob's Orange
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« Reply #53 on: Thursday, October 4, 2012, 12:59:10 »

Why did the baker have brown hands?

Because he kneaded a poo.
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« Reply #54 on: Thursday, October 4, 2012, 13:00:57 »

Why did the baker have brown hands?

Because he kneaded a poo.
this is one of my top jokes
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Coca Fola

« Reply #55 on: Thursday, October 4, 2012, 13:48:20 »

Speaking of jobs, I'm writing a CV now, boring as. It's always hard to write about yourself. My work history is pretty minimal (only had 1 job) so I've decided to list all my educational achievements first.. Get their hopes up before the miserable 2nd page.
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« Reply #56 on: Thursday, October 4, 2012, 14:18:46 »

Speaking of jobs, I'm writing a CV now, boring as. It's always hard to write about yourself. My work history is pretty minimal (only had 1 job) so I've decided to list all my educational achievements first.. Get their hopes up before the miserable 2nd page.

Do your educational achievements tot up to much?
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Coca Fola

« Reply #57 on: Thursday, October 4, 2012, 14:21:05 »

Yeah they're pretty good.
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DMR

« Reply #58 on: Thursday, October 4, 2012, 14:35:54 »

They're also pretty much irrelevant so good luck
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« Reply #59 on: Thursday, October 4, 2012, 14:46:26 »

I'd say it depends how old you are and what sort of job you're looking for as to whether they're irrelevant.
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