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« Reply #45 on: Wednesday, October 13, 2010, 07:12:18 »

Why do you wear lady clothes??
Ooooh and if I won that money me and my friends would have the best clothes shoes and bags in England! Smiley
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« Reply #46 on: Wednesday, October 13, 2010, 08:04:42 »

Back in 1998 I got five numbers and won about 1500 pounds, tried to keep it quiet but people found out and I was hounded for a couple of weeks by acquaintances asking for pints or loans. 

Can only imagine winning 112 million would be a nightmare, the papers are going to find out one way or another and that would piss me off too much to be worth it. 
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« Reply #47 on: Wednesday, October 13, 2010, 13:18:54 »

Why do you wear lady clothes??


Same reason you do?
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« Reply #48 on: Wednesday, October 13, 2010, 15:30:12 »

I know what I wouldn't do....take the publicity that I have won it and then watch all the beggars turn up at your front door with their begging bowl


I would hold X-Factor style auditions for people to put forward their case and then probably not give any money to anyone.

I would give money to my close family and to my mates but I would make them earn it by doing stupid tasks and embarassing things. E.g. shit yourself on the bus for 5 grand/try it on with your boss for £20k/streak at the Kassam with a Swindon badge on your back/stand on one leg for 12 hours/and so on
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« Reply #49 on: Wednesday, October 13, 2010, 15:34:31 »


I would hold X-Factor style auditions for people to put forward their case and then probably not give any money to anyone.

I would give money to my close family and to my mates but I would make them earn it by doing stupid tasks and embarassing things. E.g. shit yourself on the bus for 5 grand/try it on with your boss for £20k/streak at the Kassam with a Swindon badge on your back/stand on one leg for 12 hours/and so on

I've never thought of the 'make them earn it' philosophy. That is brilliant. I'll keep that in mind, just incase.......
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« Reply #50 on: Wednesday, October 13, 2010, 16:40:12 »

Unfortunatly it wasn't me
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« Reply #51 on: Wednesday, October 13, 2010, 16:40:43 »

I've never thought of the 'make them earn it' philosophy. That is brilliant. I'll keep that in mind, just incase.......

Quallity!
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« Reply #52 on: Wednesday, October 13, 2010, 17:57:38 »

I would hire a dozen or so midget people to be walking in the same area as me to make me look tall.
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« Reply #53 on: Wednesday, October 13, 2010, 18:17:23 »

£20 Million for STFc
£20 million for friends and family
I would give the rest to Donkeys

Get the fuck in.  Good lad.

I would then use the money to turn the Manor Ground into a public lavatory.
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« Reply #54 on: Wednesday, October 13, 2010, 19:41:31 »

Get the fuck in.  Good lad.

I would then use the money to turn the Manor Ground into a public lavatory.
why waste your money it is a shithole
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« Reply #55 on: Thursday, October 14, 2010, 15:21:59 »

Probably get me arse bleached first.
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« Reply #56 on: Saturday, November 13, 2010, 22:22:10 »



Oh, and I would buy a title.  I would become Sir Windon.
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« Reply #57 on: Sunday, November 14, 2010, 00:05:48 »

I would build a 50m swimming pool for the local club. I would then give them discounted swimming in the hope of getting my sons and some of their team mates to the Olympics.
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« Reply #58 on: Sunday, November 14, 2010, 09:46:09 »

I would pay for the bloke im sharing a room with on this stag do to have an op to cure his snoring

Fucking noisy bastard
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