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Kinky Tom
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« Reply #45 on: Monday, October 4, 2010, 22:43:13 »

iCr-app - your life desperately in need of the next must have app that ultimately is a bag of shit?  iCr-app will generate an infinate number of moronic apps, simply load up and pull the chain on the screen.
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« Reply #46 on: Monday, October 4, 2010, 22:53:20 »

iMoan - missing shiny uplifting words from Bart or Dave, simply download iMoan...

iStereotype - makes you say the same boring things and make the same boring judgements about the same people, even if they are completely not true.
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« Reply #47 on: Monday, October 4, 2010, 22:58:57 »

iStereotype - makes you say the same boring things and make the same boring judgements about the same people, even if they are completely not true.

iTouchy
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« Reply #48 on: Monday, October 4, 2010, 23:02:27 »

iAppologise
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« Reply #49 on: Monday, October 4, 2010, 23:03:30 »

sorry
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« Reply #50 on: Monday, October 4, 2010, 23:05:05 »

iBarf - Feeling unwell? Will a good old fashioned puking session do the trick? Or do you just need a tactical chunder in the pub toilet? Then this app is for you.

With iBarf you'll no longer need to use the fingers down throat method. Simply fire up the iBarf application and at the touch of a button you can trigger your gag reflex with minimal fuss.

Not to be confused with iBath, the world acclaimed pronunciation app developed in conjunction with STFC Dave.
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« Reply #51 on: Monday, October 4, 2010, 23:10:56 »

iBuprofen, iBarf has helped you get through the first stages but you still have a headache, iBuprofen will play tranquill sounds and melodies to sooth you back to full health
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« Reply #52 on: Monday, October 4, 2010, 23:15:34 »

iToldYouSo - For all your smug hindsight needs
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« Reply #53 on: Monday, October 4, 2010, 23:17:08 »

iEye. Flange radar.

Now available in the iPoons store.
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« Reply #54 on: Monday, October 4, 2010, 23:33:07 »

I can't help thinking many of you aren't taking this seriously.
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« Reply #55 on: Monday, October 4, 2010, 23:35:45 »

I can't help thinking many of you aren't taking this seriously.

what does that one do?
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« Reply #56 on: Monday, October 4, 2010, 23:39:15 »

I-amworthless, an app that tells you every 15 minutes that you are useless and a failure and your whole existence is totally pointless and without meaning .

Sold with the I-die, a suicide app. (Single use)
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« Reply #57 on: Monday, October 4, 2010, 23:46:12 »

iCeandpeas - carribean cook book app
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« Reply #58 on: Tuesday, October 5, 2010, 01:20:33 »

I-amworthless, an app that tells you every 15 minutes that you are useless and a failure and your whole existence is totally pointless and without meaning
Bah, I've got the missus for that. And she can remind me of all the things I promised to do round the house that I've totally failed to do
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« Reply #59 on: Tuesday, October 5, 2010, 08:35:51 »

iFil - Messages you send will never again reach their intended recipient. When you try to correct it, the app will forget what it was supposed to be doing in the first place and delete itself.
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