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« on: Saturday, September 25, 2010, 17:50:16 » |
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Feel free to add some more...
1. Younger
2. Taller
3. Bigger
4. Fitter
5. Faster
6. Stronger
7. Better in the air
8. Better on the ground
9. Looks like Paddy McGuiness
10. Better distribution with his left foot
11. Better distribution with his right foot
12. Better distribution with his head
13. Bigger Forehead
14. Better tackler
15. Better control
16. Better dribbler
17. Better recovery skills
18. Gives away less free kicks
19. Scores more goals
20. More of an attacking threat
21. Better throw in
22. Doesnt look like a gypo
23. Isnt a cunt
24. Isnt Scottish
25. Plays for Swindon
26. Doesnt play for Brighton
27. Isnt gay
28. His driving instructor posts on the TEF
29. Used the same driving instructor as Tails and Rich
30. Doesnt kung fu kick people
31. Doesnt punch people
32. Doesnt get sent off (for us!)
33. Keeps more clean sheets
34. Works better with Cuthbert
35. Works better with Sheehan
36. Works better with Douglas
37. Works better with Lucas
38. Gets the ball of the keeper
39. Gave us all a great laugh when Southend thought they had a chance of buying him
40. Will probably net us more than 250k
41. He's not in my avatar with the word cunt painted across
42. Scored the winner today
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Bennett
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« Reply #1 on: Saturday, September 25, 2010, 17:54:44 » |
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38. Gets the ball of the keeper
off* |
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This is the water.
And this is the well.
Drink full and descend.
The horse is the white of the eyes and dark within.
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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #2 on: Saturday, September 25, 2010, 18:01:08 » |
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43. Never loses a header.
44. Has an ace long throw.
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Bennett
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« Reply #3 on: Saturday, September 25, 2010, 18:04:58 » |
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off*
actually, if we're being picky i'd say "from" instead of "of" or "off" to read- he gets the ball from the keeper |
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This is the water.
And this is the well.
Drink full and descend.
The horse is the white of the eyes and dark within.
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Rich Pullen
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« Reply #4 on: Saturday, September 25, 2010, 18:10:28 » |
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He'll only break your heart Dave.
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Joseph McLaughlin
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« Reply #5 on: Saturday, September 25, 2010, 18:12:10 » |
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45. Better injury record
46. Isn't Bennett
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Berniman
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Miserable cnut (AKA Happy Clapper)
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« Reply #6 on: Saturday, September 25, 2010, 18:12:52 » |
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Isn't a greedy Cunt!
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“Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth.” ― Marcus Aurelius
When somebody shouts STOP! I never know if it's in the name of love, if it's HAMMER TIME, or if I should collaborate and listen...
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Peter Venkman
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« Reply #7 on: Saturday, September 25, 2010, 18:15:57 » |
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Isn't a greedy Cunt!
I like this reason best! |
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Well, we know where we're goin'
But we don't know where we've been
And we know what we're knowin'
But we can't say what we've seen
And we're not little children
And we know what we want
And the future is certain
Give us time to work it out
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bassett boy
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we will overcome
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« Reply #8 on: Saturday, September 25, 2010, 18:16:03 » |
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49 he is from Plymouth
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #9 on: Saturday, September 25, 2010, 18:18:16 » |
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Upped his game and proved Dave wrong
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Summerof69
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« Reply #10 on: Saturday, September 25, 2010, 18:19:12 » |
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He has the same squad number as Eric Sabin !!
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« Reply #11 on: Saturday, September 25, 2010, 18:20:37 » |
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Isn't a greedy Cunt!
...and to think Dave thought we needed to get someone in to replace him! |
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quot;Molten memories splashing down
upon the rooves of Swindon Town"
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Joseph McLaughlin
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« Reply #12 on: Saturday, September 25, 2010, 18:24:44 » |
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Wasn't just me!
Proved a lot of people wrong.
Maturity
Character
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jayohaitchenn
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« Reply #13 on: Saturday, September 25, 2010, 18:31:25 » |
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He's a fucking lightweight. Drinks like a girl.
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OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR
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« Reply #14 on: Saturday, September 25, 2010, 18:34:21 » |
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He'll only break your heart Dave.
Dave's an 'all or nothing' kind of guy  |
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