Fred Elliot
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« Reply #15 on: Tuesday, September 21, 2010, 21:19:26 » |
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Tell her your having an affair
with her Mum |
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The_Plagiarist
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« Reply #16 on: Tuesday, September 21, 2010, 22:30:32 » |
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I meant are you serious that you have a missus, and a baby. And that you can read.  |
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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #17 on: Tuesday, September 21, 2010, 22:32:28 » |
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Ha ha. Funny cunt.
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Talk Talk
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« Reply #18 on: Tuesday, September 21, 2010, 22:34:40 » |
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Our fourth child was 20 minutes from start to finish. Breaking of waters to catching the little slippery rugby ball myself. Seriously.
Answer - have more, 'they getting babys out quick'.
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The_Plagiarist
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« Reply #19 on: Tuesday, September 21, 2010, 22:35:10 » |
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I digress.  |
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flammableBen
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« Reply #20 on: Tuesday, September 21, 2010, 22:46:09 » |
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I meant are you serious that you have a missus, and a baby. And that you can read. You are in the danger zone. You have 13 seconds to fuck off. |
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The_Plagiarist
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« Reply #21 on: Tuesday, September 21, 2010, 22:53:36 » |
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I need you like a fucking hole in the head son!
I'm giving the deadlines round here buddy. And you've got six years to find a proper fucking job.
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axs
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« Reply #22 on: Tuesday, September 21, 2010, 23:01:02 » |
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You are in the danger zone.
You have 13 seconds to fuck off.
Chill out fB, I'm sure Sams not jumping off a bridge. Classic film song though. |
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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #23 on: Tuesday, September 21, 2010, 23:05:03 » |
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I'm sure Sams not jumping off a bridge.
I am, as I type. Aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh *splat* |
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axs
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« Reply #24 on: Tuesday, September 21, 2010, 23:06:40 » |
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In that case ban the cunt.
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flammableBen
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« Reply #25 on: Tuesday, September 21, 2010, 23:07:21 » |
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Or reward him with a title thing.
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axs
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« Reply #26 on: Tuesday, September 21, 2010, 23:07:51 » |
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Or reward him with a title thing.
Even better. |
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #27 on: Tuesday, September 21, 2010, 23:25:27 » |
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tell her you're going to football
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inthebutt
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« Reply #28 on: Wednesday, September 22, 2010, 09:31:10 » |
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its the second child. first one was bang on time. this one is not due yet but considering my son was a heavy fker dont want a lil girl to be a massive wieght.
Thanks for all the tips, tired currys,tonsil slurting,rasp tea, and the sex. And still im here typing saying i want this baby out
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Ronaldo is MY bitch. But you can borrow him.
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