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« on: Tuesday, September 21, 2010, 14:17:28 » |
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My partner is due anyday...
any way to get babys out or help bring on labour?
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Ronaldo is MY bitch. But you can borrow him.
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« Reply #1 on: Tuesday, September 21, 2010, 14:39:03 » |
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A Doctor told us, plenty of hot curries, hot sex and driving over speed bumps will help. I tried to convince the wife that semen on the tonsils also helps, but she didn't believe that  |
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« Reply #2 on: Tuesday, September 21, 2010, 14:52:14 » |
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spicy food apparently
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« Reply #3 on: Tuesday, September 21, 2010, 14:53:16 » |
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Perhaps there is a hidden message in your username?!
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Berniman
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« Reply #4 on: Tuesday, September 21, 2010, 15:11:50 » |
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Castor oil, not too much though otherwise the baby comes out covered in oil and you will get told off. Just a teaspoon or two.
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“Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth.” ― Marcus Aurelius
When somebody shouts STOP! I never know if it's in the name of love, if it's HAMMER TIME, or if I should collaborate and listen...
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« Reply #5 on: Tuesday, September 21, 2010, 15:14:01 » |
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Oh and get to work on the nips, that works a treat too.... and you'll gets some enjoyment out of it!  |
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“Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth.” ― Marcus Aurelius
When somebody shouts STOP! I never know if it's in the name of love, if it's HAMMER TIME, or if I should collaborate and listen...
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« Reply #6 on: Tuesday, September 21, 2010, 15:30:59 » |
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I tried to convince the wife that semen on the tonsils also helps, but she didn't believe that Actually, I read an article when my missus was expecting which said Prostoglandins are more effective when taken orally. |
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« Reply #7 on: Tuesday, September 21, 2010, 15:44:11 » |
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Walking around town or a park or something should help it did the trick for us.
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« Reply #8 on: Tuesday, September 21, 2010, 15:45:51 » |
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Actually, I read an article when my missus was expecting which said Prostoglandins are more effective when taken orally.
Are you serious?? Unbelievable. |
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« Reply #9 on: Tuesday, September 21, 2010, 16:05:55 » |
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« Reply #10 on: Tuesday, September 21, 2010, 16:38:53 » |
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I thought this might be a much darker thread.
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« Reply #11 on: Tuesday, September 21, 2010, 16:46:32 » |
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I thought this might be a much darker thread.
Turn the light out...it will be. |
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« Reply #13 on: Tuesday, September 21, 2010, 20:00:45 » |
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- Raspberry leaf tea
- Curry
- Walking
If its your first I (which it sounds like) its likely to be late.
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You're my incurable malady. I miss the pleasure of your company.
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« Reply #14 on: Tuesday, September 21, 2010, 20:02:01 » |
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Tell her your having an affair
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