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My favourite of the moment is..
I'll beat you like a ginger step-child :smile1:
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Whits
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« Reply #1 on: Monday, June 20, 2005, 21:19:37 » |
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shes had more cocks than john waynes gun  |
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Plays in midfield and his name is Tommy Miller,
signed him from Huddersfield his name is Tommy Miller,
first touch is average but his second is a killer,
heeeeeey Tommy Miller!
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« Reply #2 on: Monday, June 20, 2005, 21:32:48 » |
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shes had more cocks than john waynes gun She is rougher than egyptian whiskey!! She has a cleavage you could ski down!!  |
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we've been to Aberdeen, we hate the Hibs, they make us spew up, so make some noise,
the gorgie boys, for Hearts in Europe.
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« Reply #3 on: Monday, June 20, 2005, 21:40:21 » |
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I don't have one  |
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Kinky Tom
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« Reply #4 on: Monday, June 20, 2005, 21:52:19 » |
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I know they aren't phrases, but being as I've posted very little this weekend I'm going to play anyway.
Crikey
Crumbs
Lordy
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« Reply #5 on: Monday, June 20, 2005, 22:00:21 » |
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I forgot my current favourite!!
He/she is about as useful as a kick up the arse!
also
Your having a giraffe mate!
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we've been to Aberdeen, we hate the Hibs, they make us spew up, so make some noise,
the gorgie boys, for Hearts in Europe.
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« Reply #6 on: Monday, June 20, 2005, 22:13:25 » |
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Jesus wept
Christ on a bike
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« Reply #7 on: Monday, June 20, 2005, 22:18:35 » |
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i've been working like a black
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Kinky Tom
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« Reply #8 on: Monday, June 20, 2005, 22:20:55 » |
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As a row of tents.
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« Reply #9 on: Monday, June 20, 2005, 22:24:24 » |
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« Reply #10 on: Monday, June 20, 2005, 22:25:26 » |
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As a lemon sandwich.
Sweating like a phaedo in mothercare.
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« Reply #11 on: Monday, June 20, 2005, 23:53:19 » |
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'good grief!' as its one of the replacements for naughty words when im around my lil nephews, so they now say it alot too.
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Fuck you Leggett, fuck you.
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« Reply #12 on: Monday, June 20, 2005, 23:58:19 » |
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Women should be obscene and not heard
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« Reply #13 on: Tuesday, June 21, 2005, 00:51:43 » |
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Keeper's 'aving a mare!
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« Reply #14 on: Tuesday, June 21, 2005, 01:20:16 » |
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"if there's grass on the wicket, let's play cricket"
Popular with my friends for justifying the attention given to 16/17 yr old girls.*
Also "When cherries are red they're ready for plucking, when girls are 16 they're ready for fu....."
*BrightonRed does not condone acts with young ladies of a questionable age.
Attempting the change at Baker Street - changing from vaginal to anal sex.
From the only place on the tube it is possible to change from the pink line (Hammersmith and City) to the brown (Bakerloo).
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