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« Reply #15 on: Thursday, August 19, 2010, 15:19:50 » |
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My old headmaster had the biggest nose known to man
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« Reply #16 on: Thursday, August 19, 2010, 15:24:33 » |
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I was there the same time as you and shared some of the same classes mate.
Haha, I know who you are, you sent me an instant message when you joined this forum, Tricky  |
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« Reply #17 on: Thursday, August 19, 2010, 15:25:10 » |
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Paul Swanston at Dorcan was my Nemesis - he suspended me before I had even started there (mind you I was fighting outside his office during my 'pre-senior' school tour) I had to write a grovelling letter to get re-instated.
Later he then dumped me out of the 'O' Level biology class so I had to take it at CSE level - still got a grade 1 but meant that I couldn't take my A level the next year and go on to be a Dentist - cunt... He had an uncanny resemblance to Peter Sutcliffe, unfortunately the Yorkshire ripper didn't appear until 5 years later
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« Reply #18 on: Thursday, August 19, 2010, 15:48:55 » |
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Mr. Hazell was the French teacher whom was regularly reduced to tears.
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« Reply #19 on: Thursday, August 19, 2010, 17:18:19 » |
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My old headmaster had the biggest nose known to man
I happen to know that's a lie ! I have the biggest nose and so has my wife |
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« Reply #20 on: Thursday, August 19, 2010, 18:53:43 » |
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who is-was mr p?
Mr Pyszanczin or something... Mr Bullion was my head of year when i left in 2000... think Mr O'Sullivan had made it to Head Teacher by then too. |
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« Reply #21 on: Thursday, August 19, 2010, 18:54:38 » |
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Do you remember Mr Hazell? He once yelled at someone in our class "Right, go to your room!"
I remember him from Oakfield when he pissed himself in a lesson, he told us nobody was leaving until the person who wrote something rude about him on the blackboard owned up. When he went to goto the toilet we wouldn't let him leave so he sat at his desk and then this puddle appeared and he wouldn't get out of his chair. |
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« Reply #22 on: Thursday, August 19, 2010, 19:00:40 » |
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My old headmaster had the biggest nose known to man
Would that have been Mr fleet by any chance? Also when i was in junior school the old headmaster used to get a bit too much pleasure from giving someone the cane( could have been the reason i was caned 9 times in one week when i was in the first year of the juniors, my mum took offence to the amount of times he caned me and in assembley the following week she walked straight in and slapped him around the face in front of the whole school. |
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« Reply #23 on: Thursday, August 19, 2010, 19:22:13 » |
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I remember Mr. Hazell giving some of us a detention slip, which we threw out of the window.
The he gave us another for throwing the last one out of the window, well guess where that went... and so on until his voice went wavy and he stormed out.
I was actually well behaved at school but Hazell just asked for it,
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« Reply #24 on: Thursday, August 19, 2010, 20:35:30 » |
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Would that have been Mr fleet by any chance?
Also when i was in junior school the old headmaster used to get a bit too much pleasure from giving someone the cane( could have been the reason i was caned 9 times in one week when i was in the first year of the juniors, my mum took offence to the amount of times he caned me and in assembley the following week she walked straight in and slapped him around the face in front of the whole school.
It was! He tought us french for a lesson once, we all shat ourselves |
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« Reply #25 on: Thursday, August 19, 2010, 21:01:53 » |
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My German teacher wouldn't let me go to the toilet once because i had a habit of just going home so i pissed in the bin.
The idiot went and cleaned the bin.
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« Reply #26 on: Thursday, August 19, 2010, 21:47:42 » |
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It was! He tought us french for a lesson once, we all shat ourselves
He was my headteacher at Oakfield then he was my wifes head at Herod |
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« Reply #27 on: Friday, August 20, 2010, 07:29:24 » |
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ball bags bullion?
No. Wasn't it Steve something? Used to teach Humanities I think |
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« Reply #28 on: Friday, August 20, 2010, 07:44:23 » |
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Who was the churchfields physics teacher with the fantastically sweaty armpits?
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« Reply #29 on: Friday, August 20, 2010, 08:34:35 » |
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The only science teachers I can think of were Mr Yelland (who never taught me, but was apparently a bit of a pyscho) and Mr Bridewell (ginger and had a beard). He once sent the whole class out of the room because he had lost control, we were driving him crazy.
I think there was a Mr Keogh too.
Oh and Mr Gibson, little fat bald guy who looked like an extra from Lord Of The Rings.
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