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« Reply #15 on: Saturday, July 17, 2010, 05:31:11 »

I'd bang her hard.

Just thought I'd share that.
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« Reply #16 on: Saturday, July 17, 2010, 05:32:38 »

Around the head with a bat?
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« Reply #17 on: Saturday, July 17, 2010, 06:23:21 »

Pointless media whore
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« Reply #18 on: Saturday, July 17, 2010, 06:57:47 »

She's made millions by doing very, very little.

Not as thick as she appears, obviously.
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« Reply #19 on: Saturday, July 17, 2010, 08:36:17 »

Rather you than me. Not much tread left on her tyre. It would be lie throwing a sausage down an alleyway.

You tell 'em Stewie
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« Reply #20 on: Saturday, July 17, 2010, 08:57:40 »

She's made millions by doing very, very little.

Not as thick as she appears, obviously.

I would look at it another way Herthab. I would say she offers compelling evidence that you need neither talent nor intelligence to make millions. It more of an endictment on our society than an indicator of her abilities.

And of course, there are many, many more like her. A bit depressing really Suicide
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« Reply #21 on: Saturday, July 17, 2010, 09:45:14 »

I think she's just a talentless vile creature.
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« Reply #22 on: Saturday, July 17, 2010, 09:46:42 »

I think she's just a talentless vile creature.


Couldn't have put it better myself.
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« Reply #23 on: Saturday, July 17, 2010, 09:58:34 »

She's made millions by doing very, very little.

Not as thick as she appears, obviously.

Clever. She, or her agent/management, know how to make her money.

Talentless and vile yes, stupid no.
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« Reply #24 on: Saturday, July 17, 2010, 10:23:49 »

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Reckons she was raped by a celebrity, but wont tell anyone who.

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« Reply #25 on: Saturday, July 17, 2010, 10:40:33 »

Isn't that old news? She was spouting it when she was promoting her 1257th biography.

Clever bint but crap blow job. Kept using her teeth.
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« Reply #26 on: Saturday, July 17, 2010, 11:37:10 »

What's going on with her mouth?? Starting to look like weird plastic surgery freak!
Eugh when she speaks it's like she's a robot dead behind the eyes
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« Reply #27 on: Sunday, July 18, 2010, 20:20:57 »

Reckons she was raped by a celebrity, but wont tell anyone who.



The question mark was to highlightthe fact you were suggesting she might be lying about being raped with no basis for that accusation whatsoever.
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« Reply #28 on: Sunday, July 18, 2010, 20:26:10 »

I would look at it another way Herthab. I would say she offers compelling evidence that you need neither talent nor intelligence to make millions. It more of an endictment on our society than an indicator of her abilities.

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As Sippo already said, I wasn't inferring she had any discernible talent. More that she has marketed herself very shrewdly to appeal to a generation of vacuous, brain-dead women, who buy all the shitty magazines that she frequently appears in.
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« Reply #29 on: Sunday, July 18, 2010, 20:37:57 »


As Sippo already said, I wasn't inferring she had any discernible talent. More that she has marketed herself very shrewdly to appeal to a generation of vacuous, brain-dead women, who buy all the shitty magazines that she frequently appears in.

I know you didn't say that she had any talent. I said she offered compelling evidence that you need neither talent or intelligence to make millions. As you rightly say, the audience she is aiming at are fucking brain dead. That doesn't make her particularly shrewd or intelligent in my book.

Just look at the nobodies who come out of Big Brother and other dross 'reality TV' shows and go on to make a packet out of the media..they're right dumb dumbs. I wouldn't have called Jade Goody shrewd for example. She was just thick as shit and got very, very lucky (well, ultimately she wasn't lucky of course, but that's a different matter)
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