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BANGKOK RED
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« on: Friday, July 16, 2010, 15:14:28 » |
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I can honestly and proudly say that I do PROPER man sneezes.
I don't do a little "pitchoo", "tischoo" nor a dainty "aschoo"
I do a good MANLY , WA, WA, WA, WA ,WA WAHOOOO. I have a WAHOOOO loud enough to wake the neighbours.
Beat my sneeze
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Bogus Dave
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« Reply #1 on: Friday, July 16, 2010, 15:14:54 » |
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I have a girly sneeze  |
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« Reply #2 on: Friday, July 16, 2010, 15:16:11 » |
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i also have a girlie sneeze
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« Reply #3 on: Friday, July 16, 2010, 15:19:14 » |
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Mine's pretty manly, and usually expels a good amount of "substance" onto whatever happens to be in front of me at the time, be it table, my own lap, computer screen or steering wheel.
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« Reply #4 on: Friday, July 16, 2010, 15:20:46 » |
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I do have a rather manly sneeze, even if I do say so myself. Always extra "fireworks" during the hayfever season.
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Is your cat making too much noise all the time?
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« Reply #5 on: Friday, July 16, 2010, 15:21:29 » |
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Mine's pretty manly, and usually expels a good amount of "substance" onto whatever happens to be in front of me at the time, be it table, my own lap, computer screen or steering wheel.
We're talking about sneezes. |
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« Reply #6 on: Friday, July 16, 2010, 15:25:08 » |
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I have a very manly sneeze too, I don't expel much substance but noise wise I can scare a deaf man at a hundred paces!
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« Reply #7 on: Friday, July 16, 2010, 15:28:15 » |
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I love the sneezing feeling, its all tickly and tinkly. Mine always come in pairs though.
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« Reply #8 on: Friday, July 16, 2010, 15:33:55 » |
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I win. I have a dialysis sneeze, my body builds up toxins and needs to release it so i do the biggest sneeze you have ever witnessed, i have often puked with the ferocity of a dialysis sneeze.
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« Reply #9 on: Friday, July 16, 2010, 15:37:13 » |
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woweeeeee
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BANGKOK RED
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« Reply #10 on: Friday, July 16, 2010, 15:39:56 » |
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I win. I have a dialysis sneeze, my body builds up toxins and needs to release it so i do the biggest sneeze you have ever witnessed, i have often puked with the ferocity of a dialysis sneeze.
but did it sound manly? |
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« Reply #11 on: Friday, July 16, 2010, 15:42:23 » |
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I'd say throwing up just because you sneezed sounds kind of girly.
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« Reply #12 on: Friday, July 16, 2010, 15:57:37 » |
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manly? it scared geoff capes and his mates.
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« Reply #13 on: Friday, July 16, 2010, 16:00:07 » |
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A guy I used to work with use to try and hold in his sneezes and they sounded camp and girly and it really pissed me off.
One day, he sneezed, tried to hold it in and put a disc out in his back, the silly cunt.
I had to carry him down two flights of stairs to his car.
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« Reply #14 on: Friday, July 16, 2010, 16:18:34 » |
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I am constantly sneezing whilst driving and coating the windscreen, dials, steering wheels, passengers etc etc is my spit and snot. I find it quite funny but none of the listed above do.
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