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« on: Sunday, July 11, 2010, 21:41:43 » |
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Any cunts on here thinking about taking Vuvuzelas to the CG this season? PLEASE PLEASE DONT!!!
Do you think we will be plagued by that grotesque noise this season?
Somehow, Im not sure we have heard the back of these horrible noisy attrocities just yet.
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« Reply #1 on: Sunday, July 11, 2010, 21:42:50 » |
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If anybody does take one, I'm quite confident they'll get told where to stick it. Don't worry.
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« Reply #2 on: Sunday, July 11, 2010, 21:43:29 » |
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I think the club should ban all musical instruments...End of.
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« Reply #3 on: Sunday, July 11, 2010, 21:44:07 » |
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I think the club should ban all musical instruments...End of.
This. |
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« Reply #4 on: Sunday, July 11, 2010, 21:46:41 » |
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It's not going to happen.
It can't happen.
It won't happen.
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« Reply #5 on: Sunday, July 11, 2010, 21:53:00 » |
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I know a lad in Devizes who has got one and intends bringing it to the CG.
Thank God he is in the DRS and I am in the Arkells.
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« Reply #6 on: Sunday, July 11, 2010, 21:54:56 » |
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I know a lad in Devizes who has got one and intends bringing it to the CG.
Thank God he is in the DRS and I am in the Arkells.
He will leave with it inserted about his person. |
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« Reply #7 on: Sunday, July 11, 2010, 21:58:54 » |
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He will leave with it inserted about his person.
Wide end first. Im thinking of penning a letter to AF to suggest that he might like to station snipers on the rooves of the DRS and North Stand to pick off any would be wank stains that have audacity to bring one of those abominations in. |
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« Reply #8 on: Monday, July 12, 2010, 00:33:24 » |
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I'd find it quite humorous if someone tried taking one in the Town End. It'd either end up on the pitch or down his throat i'm sure.
Some bellend was blaring one out when I took a trip to the Co-op earlier.
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« Reply #9 on: Monday, July 12, 2010, 03:23:43 » |
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Its the sort of thing Fitton likes though isnt it...
I wont be suprised to STFC vuvus in the club shop.
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« Reply #10 on: Monday, July 12, 2010, 07:41:07 » |
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Haha you're probably right Yeo.
Sales in JFW ear muffs would probably go up too.
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« Reply #11 on: Monday, July 12, 2010, 11:40:24 » |
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I know a lad in Devizes who has got one and intends bringing it to the CG.
Thank God he is in the DRS and I am in the Arkells.
Then he is going to become the first person ever raped by his vuvuzela. |
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« Reply #12 on: Monday, July 12, 2010, 15:05:51 » |
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Today I have written to AF for his personal assurance they will be banned around the CG next season and to suggest some anti Vuvuzela techniques. I shall inform you of any response if/when it comes.
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« Reply #13 on: Monday, July 12, 2010, 15:07:31 » |
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What you really actually did that???  |
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« Reply #14 on: Monday, July 12, 2010, 15:35:09 » |
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Surely we can get them banned from the CG simply by letting the Safety Committee lot that used to stop Loud and Proud from bringing in dangerous bits of paper? Vuvuzelas raise a number of Health & Safety and Public Order issues, mainly for the first twat that tries to use one near me
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