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flammableBen

« on: Sunday, July 11, 2010, 10:48:04 »

...in the morning, I think that my sweaty balls smell a bit like marmite. Especially in this heat.
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« Reply #1 on: Sunday, July 11, 2010, 10:51:08 »

You might want to get that looked at... but saying that when I'm dehydrated my piss smells of Sugar Puffs so I'm probably not one to be dishing out medical advice.

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« Reply #2 on: Sunday, July 11, 2010, 10:56:38 »

Sometimes i can't hold my shit in  No
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« Reply #3 on: Sunday, July 11, 2010, 11:11:25 »

Yeah I know i'm gonna be i'm gonna be the man who wakes up next to you
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« Reply #4 on: Sunday, July 11, 2010, 11:13:19 »

Yeah I know i'm gonna be i'm gonna be the man who wakes up next to you

Shocking, shocking song.
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« Reply #5 on: Sunday, July 11, 2010, 11:16:44 »

Oh come on, how can anyone not smile when the Proclaimers are playing on the radio/in the pub?
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« Reply #6 on: Sunday, July 11, 2010, 12:27:11 »

Sometimes i can't hold my shit in  No
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« Reply #7 on: Sunday, July 11, 2010, 12:42:27 »

...in the morning, I think that my sweaty balls smell a bit like marmite. Especially in this heat.

yeast infection??

sorry that was poor
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« Reply #8 on: Sunday, July 11, 2010, 12:50:52 »

Either they really stink or your Marmite's gone off. Either way, you need to stop sniffing your balls, that can't be healthy
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« Reply #9 on: Sunday, July 11, 2010, 13:47:51 »

Wow this is a disturbing thread!
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« Reply #10 on: Sunday, July 11, 2010, 13:51:10 »

Why? Do you smell marmite first thing in the morning as well?
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« Reply #11 on: Sunday, July 11, 2010, 14:03:35 »

If they smell bad in the morning, imagine the smell after walking 500 miles, and then 500 more  Eek Eek
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