A fucking toe injury ending his career?
For fucks sake, there was a kid in my old school football team who only had one toe on each foot, and he was like Glenn fucking Hoddle!
He used to stuff tissue paper into his boots to bulk them out where his toes should have been, and when the cunt went for a shower after the game, we would take the tissue paper out and chuck it away.
Watching the fucker waddling like a penquin with his flappy feet to his next lesson was hilarious..
I don't think I could have shared a changing room with that lad coz I'm lactose intolerant.
