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STFCBird
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« Reply #30 on: Wednesday, June 15, 2005, 11:32:40 »

ha ha  
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« Reply #31 on: Wednesday, June 15, 2005, 11:33:22 »

hmmm, maybe i should clarify... non-modified, 16+ female homosapiens.  With nice legs (2)
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« Reply #32 on: Wednesday, June 15, 2005, 11:35:13 »

huhuh you said homo
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« Reply #33 on: Wednesday, June 15, 2005, 11:35:34 »

what if you met the girl of your dreams but found out she only had one leg ?
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« Reply #34 on: Wednesday, June 15, 2005, 11:35:43 »

Quote from: "Dave Blackcurrant"
hmmm, maybe i should clarify... non-modified, 16+ female homosapiens.  With nice legs (2)


What happens if you meet the ideal woman, but later discover she lost a leg in an explosion somewhere, and has been wearing a wooden one to cover it up for the first few weeks of the relationship?
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« Reply #35 on: Wednesday, June 15, 2005, 11:36:16 »

Damn you Birdie!
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« Reply #36 on: Wednesday, June 15, 2005, 11:38:31 »

sorry tom  Cheesy
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« Reply #37 on: Wednesday, June 15, 2005, 11:39:07 »

I'd be annoyed that she lied... it could come in handy though:

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I'm sure i could cope with her being a monopod.
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« Reply #38 on: Wednesday, June 15, 2005, 11:39:07 »

Take her prosthetic leg off and fuck her with it Soapy Tit Wank
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« Reply #39 on: Wednesday, June 15, 2005, 11:40:05 »

she could fuck him with it  Cheesy
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« Reply #40 on: Wednesday, June 15, 2005, 11:40:52 »

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Take her prosthetic leg off and fuck her with it Soapy Tit Wank


PM -  :run:

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McLovin

« Reply #41 on: Wednesday, June 15, 2005, 11:40:58 »

How many legs do you have, Birdy?
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« Reply #42 on: Wednesday, June 15, 2005, 11:41:26 »

they could take it turns, or perhaps one can have the foot end, one the knee end at the same time
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« Reply #43 on: Wednesday, June 15, 2005, 11:42:51 »

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How many legs do you have, Birdy?


I def have 2 proper legs Dave
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« Reply #44 on: Wednesday, June 15, 2005, 11:43:44 »

Arms?
Breasts?
Eyes?
Hair?
Teeth?
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