TEF'ers - jobs to do on Saturday

[Batch]

hopefully we'll be so drunk we won't care what nemo serves.

hmm, posh red,  I don't know much about you other than where you live and that you support swindon. with your stealth properties you can be official Michelle from the resistance. if Paul hasn't managed to steal the millwall team bus while they are on it you can sneak into their dressingroom and nick their shirts , tie their boot laces together. that sort of thing. remember to say things only once.

[nevillew]

"Miss Angry brings home the bacon"

"Unemployed Cambridgeshire fan takes a punt"

[pauld]

nev has definitely been the best pick so far

[nevillew]

nev has definitely been the best pick so far

You haven't missed an 'r' out anywhere have you pauld ?, because that almost reads like a compliment.

[Berniman]

Batch should surely be made to wear that big leather coat and act as "Don" for the day!

If anyone doesn't do their jobs the horses head comes out on Saturday evening followed by concrete boots and swimming with da fishes the following day.

[nevillew]

Batch should surely be made to wear that big leather coat and act as "Don" for the day!

If anyone doesn't do their jobs the horses head comes out on Saturday evening followed by concrete boots and swimming with da fishes the following day.

For 'swimming with the fishes' read  in death's waiting room for 6 series.

[pauld]

You haven't missed an 'r' out anywhere have you pauld ?, because that almost reads like a compliment.

Call it pre-Wembley nerves causing temporary light-headedness. Normal service will be resumed shortly. Is that your car I can see on fire over there?

[Posh Red]

As the official "Michelle from the Resistance" I can confirm that I shall be bringing the airmen on Saturday, unfortunately the problem is they are American & not British

[nevillew]

"Top Guns firing for Swindon"

[Berniman]

For 'swimming with the fishes' read  in death's waiting room for 6 series.

[ibelieveinmrreeves]

Batch are you entirely sure it was a good idea to put Nemo in charge of vol-au-vent snaffling? He could come back with all sorts (and an RSPCA inspector in hot pursuit)

Liquorice is better than maimed animals I suppose...

[Batch]

For 'swimming with the fishes' read  in death's waiting room for 6 series.

You've Lost me there Nev.

[leefer]

Right, there can be no fun until all the pre-match chores are done. Feel free to add to the list.

PRE-MATCH
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- KOT - Official matchday thread starter. Don't oversleep and let somebody spoil it. If you could stay up on Friday night until 00:00.01 that would reduce the risk.

-STFC Dave - Fans motivational speech maker. Your Charlton effort was good, but we need more. I want our fans whipped into a frenzy, a speech wothy enough to turn even the pastiest faced veggie tree hugging day tripper into a snarling singing machine that thinks a blue steak is overdone.

-Birdy & Sussex - crowd fluffers. Just in case Dave forgets we need something to get the crowd going.

JFW - Party Coordinator. Take a big handbag. Steal as many vol-au-vonts (or any assorted canopes) as you can. We may need them to soak up the beer should we win.

The Norweigan Viking Army - Security. Wear your scariest viking clothes. Hang around in the Green man and make sure them Millwall lot don't try and intimidate us. Cut off their heads and steal their women if they do (longboat parking still available at the green man). If you all turn out to be one of Sotton's imaginary internet persona I'll be more than dissapointed (though good work on the Norweigan website if it is Sutton).

DV - Official Statto - I need at least a squillion stats that will prove that there is no point in Millwall even getting off the coach.

Arriba - Designated moaner. I know its unfair for you to get this job but someone has to do it. If you do everyones share of moaning for them pre-match maybe we'll get it out the way and I won't be sat by them at Wembley.

Leefer - Sherper TomTom. Do something amusing on the way to Wembley. I need Leefer stories to make any loss seem not quite as bad. Not that we will lose.

Neville - TEF press officer. We need as many pun headlines as possible in order to beat the Adver into submission. Start with the benchmark "Charlie wants to beat Wembley Arch rivals" and up it from there.

Si_Pie - Chief science officer. I expect to see a full catalog of facebook pictures and comments by 2:59. Think of the poor mites that can't make it; talking of which:

SIPPO - Chief jellyfish impersonator. Not sure why we need a jellyfish, but your lack of backbone may come in handy Enjoy entertaining the outlaws.

HERTHAB - erm, spend time working out how they build the pyrmaids. It'll keep your mind off more mportant matters.

LUCI - International ambassedor.  Try and make our poor cousins understand how important Saturday is and how much you have given up by going to some weading or other.

Will do my best,i cannot wait for Saturday..............rest assured that there will be a tale to be told Sunday win or lose.

[Berniman]

You've Lost me there Nev.

Like it!

[land_of_bo]

Nev you're a cunt, always on a pun fest. Can an admin Locke this thread please.