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DMR

« on: Thursday, June 9, 2005, 20:24:25 »

Chemistry exam went very badly indeedly, huzzah \o/

However, to blame I am not. Fittie sat in front of me with string thong exposed, that she keeps fidgeting with. Not exactly helping me concentrate is it?

Anyway, after an hour she goes to the loo, comes back and sits down, and bends over her desk. Minus thong. Clearly causing her discomfort, she's gone and taken the fucking thing off.

I had a proper hard on from there on  :x
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« Reply #1 on: Thursday, June 9, 2005, 20:27:17 »



Poor Dave, take it there wasn't any chemistry between the two of you after?
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« Reply #2 on: Thursday, June 9, 2005, 20:28:39 »

alas no  Sad
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« Reply #3 on: Thursday, June 9, 2005, 20:31:33 »

that's well harsh dave  Crying
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« Reply #4 on: Thursday, June 9, 2005, 20:36:18 »

: apart from the failing your exam bit that is ace.
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« Reply #5 on: Thursday, June 9, 2005, 20:37:46 »

I'd worked bloody hard revision wise as well

Thanks for that, panty-less fittie
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« Reply #6 on: Thursday, June 9, 2005, 20:38:08 »

I just had my last exam. But am too skint to go out celebrating  Sad

doing computer science so fuck all fit birds aorund me. Think there are probably about 15 females in my year on my course. and only a few of them would be reasonable before 5 pints of stella.

Do find that in exams that if I finish early and it's too late too leave (not aloud to leave in last half hour) then my mind wanders and I often end up in a situation where I wouldn't want to try and stand up and walk out of the exam sporting a bit of a 'tent'. Of course when it starts getting towards the end of the exam, the more you think about it the less likely it is to go away....

Same thing happens in lectures when I get bored. Think it's all to do with the old mind wandering and me thinking about the one properly fit bird who does do computer science.
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« Reply #7 on: Thursday, June 9, 2005, 21:29:55 »

I often get distracted in exams normally by similar things and I occasionally drift off for 1/2 hour or so which is alright if they give you loads of extra time but it's a bitch when you suddenly realise you haven't got time to finish the exam.

Chemistry is a really shit subject anyway. They used to give us things so you could make models of atomic structure like these http://www.ill.fr/dif/3D-crystals/images/buckeyb.gif but we always used them to make models of animals normally dogs as they're easy but also giraffes.

The only chemical I know is boxamine which is an amine and has the atomic structure shape of a box. Hope that helps if you have any more chemistry exams.
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« Reply #8 on: Friday, June 10, 2005, 15:08:08 »

classic.  I bet dave was knocking one out to that as soon as he got home Soapy Tit Wank
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« Reply #9 on: Friday, June 10, 2005, 15:11:06 »

The last time I did a Chemistry exam, Maggy fucking Thatcher had just come into power!
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« Reply #10 on: Friday, June 10, 2005, 15:19:42 »

I've never done a chemistry exam. Thank God.
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« Reply #11 on: Friday, June 10, 2005, 15:22:21 »

I liked chemistry.  Nearly did it as an A level, but physics won out.  I didn't want to do two sciences.
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« Reply #12 on: Friday, June 10, 2005, 15:26:42 »

I hated science, even Physics - it was like maths but had some practical use in the real world - can't be having that  Wink
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« Reply #13 on: Friday, June 10, 2005, 16:07:01 »

Quote from: "dave_m_russell"
Chemistry exam went very badly indeedly, huzzah \o/

However, to blame I am not. Fittie sat in front of me with string thong exposed, that she keeps fidgeting with. Not exactly helping me concentrate is it?

Anyway, after an hour she goes to the loo, comes back and sits down, and bends over her desk. Minus thong. Clearly causing her discomfort, she's gone and taken the fucking thing off.

I had a proper hard on from there on  :x


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   You've no hope DMR.... forever doomed to be controlled by your balls.
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