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Ginginho

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« Reply #15 on: Friday, March 5, 2010, 15:56:58 »


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Cut and Paste - lovely!

Pfft, go with that Chopper Read method, much more effective!
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Coca Fola

« Reply #16 on: Friday, March 5, 2010, 16:21:42 »

Is is the interviewer a man or a woman?
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #17 on: Friday, March 5, 2010, 22:00:45 »

Have a quick wank in the toilets when you get there. You'll feel fucking brilliant afterwards and this will lead to a better interview. Just make sure you don't get caught or come out of the bogs too sweaty.
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« Reply #18 on: Friday, March 5, 2010, 22:39:23 »

When offered a drink, ask for a glass of water - nothing fancy.  Then, when they ask you a difficult question have a quick sip to buy a bit of valuable thinking time.
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Coca Fola

« Reply #19 on: Friday, March 5, 2010, 23:32:55 »

If they ask a tough question, block them out and start humming to yourself.
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