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I work in the public sector, and I have come across some great ones. My current favourite is "domestic violence co-ordinator" - the thing I've always hated about domestic violence is its haphazard lack of coordination....
Anyway, this crap got me thinking, what job titles do the fine TEF members have? I'll go first, and again remember thi is public sector so its shit... Intelligence Analyst.
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« Reply #1 on: Wednesday, March 3, 2010, 23:36:56 » |
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« Reply #2 on: Wednesday, March 3, 2010, 23:37:42 » |
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Retail Assistant. What can I say, the SU have no imagination.
I used to be a "Senior Mortgage Consultant" though, which sounds very grand. I sold them over the phone in a callcentre, wasn't even allowed to sell them properly as it's regulated to hell and back.
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« Reply #3 on: Wednesday, March 3, 2010, 23:39:29 » |
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« Reply #4 on: Wednesday, March 3, 2010, 23:40:08 » |
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Customer Sales Representative, recently changed from Customer Service Representative. No idea why they changed it, seems as though they makes changes for no other reason than boredom anyway...
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« Reply #5 on: Wednesday, March 3, 2010, 23:42:37 » |
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Isn't being an Intelligence Analyst just asking for trouble?
Changing from service to sales may suggest your business is suffering and has decided to stop worrying about making customers happy, and spend time getting lots of new business instead. A sort of chuck enough shit at the wall and some will stick approach - lots use it (british gas, insurance companies etc).
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« Reply #6 on: Wednesday, March 3, 2010, 23:43:58 » |
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« Reply #7 on: Wednesday, March 3, 2010, 23:44:49 » |
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I was a new media co-ordinator on my placement
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« Reply #8 on: Wednesday, March 3, 2010, 23:49:34 » |
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Isn't being an Intelligence Analyst just asking for trouble?
We have no intelligence... |
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« Reply #9 on: Wednesday, March 3, 2010, 23:52:32 » |
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« Reply #10 on: Wednesday, March 3, 2010, 23:54:57 » |
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Hello Mr. Andronikou, how are things going? |
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« Reply #11 on: Thursday, March 4, 2010, 00:25:10 » |
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Interesting, RobT, that sounds fairly accurate. Cheers.
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« Reply #12 on: Thursday, March 4, 2010, 04:44:12 » |
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« Reply #13 on: Thursday, March 4, 2010, 05:47:47 » |
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Identity Management Consultant.
Or Senior Porn Star at the weekends.
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