Mexicano Rojo
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« on: Sunday, February 21, 2010, 16:56:35 » |
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Poll Closes 9AM Wednesday
TIGER
[url width=397 height=302]http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c116/mexicored/tiger-attack.jpg[/url]
Story so far: After romping home in the group stages with 31 votes, the tiger faced up to the asian black bear in the savage 16 and destroyed him in an almost embarrassingly one sided match up 41 - 11. The tiger was drawn against a big old challenge in the evil 8 in the shape of the Hippo in what was a soul destroying low scoring game he came up trumps 20-14, should he take his place in the animal bowl? You decide.....
GREAT WHITE SHARK
[url width=551 height=394]http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c116/mexicored/great-white-shark-picture-018.jpg[/url]
Story so far: Winning the group stages at a canter the shark faced up to the Komodo Dragon in the savage 16 by a score of 31-19 - pretty impressive. In the evil 8 in a match shrouded in controversy the shark defeated the people's champion and hot favourite the honey badger 33-21. The animal bowl is calling or is it? you decide...
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BANGKOK RED
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« Reply #1 on: Sunday, February 21, 2010, 17:02:18 » |
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If the Tiger doesn't win this, then the TEF is full of 'special' people.
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« Reply #2 on: Sunday, February 21, 2010, 17:28:06 » |
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great white for me
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Mexicano Rojo
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« Reply #3 on: Sunday, February 21, 2010, 18:02:24 » |
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Tiger, shark shouldnt have got this far. shark is a bully, tiger plays with the things it kicks the shit out of. All you have to do is punch a shark on the nose and it fucks off can you imagine doing that to a tiger?
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nevillew
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« Reply #4 on: Sunday, February 21, 2010, 19:00:29 » |
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Shark ! They don't advertise sugary breakfast cereal do they ?
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Paolo Di Canio, it's Paolo Di Canio
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« Reply #5 on: Sunday, February 21, 2010, 19:03:33 » |
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They got down to the final two in the audition for the sugar puffs ad but the honey monster beat fuck out of them. Pussies.
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Never knowingly overstated.
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Nomoreheroes
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« Reply #6 on: Sunday, February 21, 2010, 22:04:56 » |
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Ba-dum.....Ba-dum......dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum...da-da-dah!
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You're my incurable malady. I miss the pleasure of your company.
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Nemo
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« Reply #7 on: Sunday, February 21, 2010, 22:06:07 » |
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Still surprised Shark beat Komodo, but it leaves here.
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« Reply #8 on: Monday, February 22, 2010, 10:09:10 » |
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The Great White has no rivals in its own domain and is the supreme killing/eating machine, the same for the Tiger, so really hard to choose, but.
The Great White just kills and not just for food, whilst the Tiger only kills for food - so for no other reason than that I go for The Great White.
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jayohaitchenn
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« Reply #9 on: Monday, February 22, 2010, 11:25:55 » |
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Fucking close one this. The Great White is a pure bred killing machine and a Tiger is just a big pussy cat.
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Mexicano Rojo
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« Reply #10 on: Tuesday, February 23, 2010, 10:21:07 » |
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Less than 24 hours to go to decide who will take their place in the Animal Bowl.
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« Reply #11 on: Tuesday, February 23, 2010, 10:41:02 » |
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Sharks edge this one. Sharks have millions of years of evolution behind them. They've been perfect killing machines since the dinosaurs.
The best thing about sharks is electroperception. This allows them to sense electric fields so they know where their prey are at all times.
If Predator had had electroperception, Arnie wouldn't have been able to hide from him by covering himself in mud. Therefore sharks beat the Predator.
To a shark, the ordinary world is like The Matrix.
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« Reply #12 on: Tuesday, February 23, 2010, 10:53:50 » |
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If the ordinary world is like the matrix how come a punch on the nose sends them packing? About as hard as Luci.
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« Reply #13 on: Tuesday, February 23, 2010, 10:55:58 » |
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That Luci can take one hell of a punch.
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« Reply #14 on: Tuesday, February 23, 2010, 13:04:29 » |
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All you have to do is punch a shark on the nose and it fucks off can you imagine doing that to a tiger?
Pfffft, have you ever tried this or known anyone who has ever punched a shark on the nose? I know it is said "If you punch a shark on the nose it will go away", but that wouldn't be the first thing that springs to my mind when a 40 foot fucking Great White comes tearing at me! |
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