Would SY or Dazza turn off the forum for a few hours.....??

[flammableBen]

May sound selfish, but I'm trying to revise for my exam tomorrow and just don't have the will power to stop reading all your facinating posts on here and  change the browser window to my lecture notes.

I've decided if action isn't taken resulting in the temporary closure of this forum then I will most likely fail my exam, which wouldn't be good.

I suppose I could be banned, but then I'd know that other people would still be making witty and amusing posts which I would not be able to access - and that would make me feel bad.

[DMR]

Your choices:

a) get some fucking discipline and get on with it
b) PC out the window
c) post "child porn" (pfft SY) and get banned
d) sod it and talk to me  

[flammableBen]

Hmm...
(a) - not likely.
(b) - wouldn't be able to afford a new one.
(c) - mmm... kiddie porn.
(d) - what a good idea.

Hello Dave, what have you done today?

[DMR]

I've driven around in my new car and walked (and lost) my dog in the forest

What about yourself, Ben?

[Whits]

practicing for the lift to southend and gillingham davy boy  

[DMR]

oh yes mate  

I drive too fast anyway so motorways should be easy  

[flammableBen]

I slept in till about half 3 and then started the avoid revision game. Watched some of the ladies football on the tv. It was very exiting at the end. I also cooked a pizza. I still have some of it left, I may eat it later.

Did you find your dog again Dave?

[DMR]

I'd recommend your cold pizza plan, cold pizza is lush.

The dog came back to the carpark on her own accord. Lucky too because I'd had enough and had already put her in gear  :twisted:

[Whits]

my cats ill, if it dies can i have your dog?

[flammableBen]

I don't like cats, I am allergic to them.

[Boeta]

May sound selfish, but I'm trying to revise for my exam tomorrow and just don't have the will power to stop reading all your facinating posts on here and  change the browser window to my lecture notes.

I've decided if action isn't taken resulting in the temporary closure of this forum then I will most likely fail my exam, which wouldn't be good.

I suppose I could be banned, but then I'd know that other people would still be making witty and amusing posts which I would not be able to access - and that would make me feel bad.

Unfortunately I suffer from the same problem. I wonder whether my uni of choice will give me special dispensation if i fuck up because i was broadening my horizons on the town end forum.

[Simon Pieman]

I haven't done much revision today. First the power in the park (equivalent of party in the park) was blaring out round the corner til 4pm, then got 2 hours revision in before the fuckers next door started playing the keyboard (they must be tone deaf). Now I'm just being lazy

[DMR]

my cats ill, if it dies can i have your dog?

for a price

[flammableBen]

I reckon if I spend 6 hours revising...
15% will be taken up with making cups of tea = 44 mins
40% will be taken up with reading here = 144 mins = 2 hours 24 mins.
10% will be spent staring blankly at notes = 36 mins
15% will be taken up making food = 44 mins.

This leaves:
20% will be used to revise = 72 mins = 1 hour 12 mins.

Thats not including porn breaks. or anything else I've forgotten

[Whits]

my cats ill, if it dies can i have your dog?

for a price

how much, and i don't pay in gay porn, normal porn maybe but not gay