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Langers

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« on: Wednesday, December 23, 2009, 13:01:47 »

What is yours?

Once, my very old auntie (not quite all there) bought me a pack of cigarettes when i was 6
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« Reply #1 on: Wednesday, December 23, 2009, 13:09:00 »

I'm failing to see the issue there ?

Sounds like a bloody useful present to me  Grin
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« Reply #2 on: Wednesday, December 23, 2009, 13:19:34 »

Not christmasbut crap, my wife for her 25th birthday got 50 stamps from her aunty.
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« Reply #3 on: Wednesday, December 23, 2009, 13:28:35 »

About five years ago I bought my brother an Ipod, he gave me a 99p chocolate selection box in return
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« Reply #4 on: Wednesday, December 23, 2009, 14:30:53 »

I got a jumper from the old fella a few years back, it had a massive hole in it. I re wrapped it and gave it to my sisters new boyfriend. My brother in law this year is going to be the proud owner of a mankini.
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« Reply #5 on: Wednesday, December 23, 2009, 14:37:12 »

I'm 34. 3 years ago my sister in law bought me an incredibles pencil, ruler and rubber set !

I still think she must have put the wrong tag on.

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« Reply #6 on: Wednesday, December 23, 2009, 14:38:31 »

When my gran first got altzimiers she used to so that all the time!! Haha I got some random stuff!!
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« Reply #7 on: Wednesday, December 23, 2009, 14:48:16 »

When my gran first got altzimiers she used to so that all the time!! Haha I got some random stuff!!


Poor Nan




I love Nan's me
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #8 on: Wednesday, December 23, 2009, 19:43:08 »

You like a bit of GILF action then Fred?
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« Reply #9 on: Wednesday, December 23, 2009, 20:23:13 »

NILF surely?
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« Reply #10 on: Wednesday, December 23, 2009, 20:29:24 »

No


NWAILF
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« Reply #11 on: Wednesday, December 23, 2009, 20:31:54 »

NWAILFUTA
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« Reply #12 on: Wednesday, December 23, 2009, 20:34:33 »

Now you have lost me



explain and then face the wrath of JFW
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« Reply #13 on: Wednesday, December 23, 2009, 21:04:42 »

The last 3 letters will be the way you perform the act
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« Reply #14 on: Wednesday, December 23, 2009, 21:29:47 »

N**az With Attitude I Like to Fuck Up The Arse?
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