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« Reply #15 on: Friday, November 27, 2009, 22:40:20 » |
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Obviously a better putter than a driver.
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« Reply #16 on: Saturday, November 28, 2009, 07:24:23 » |
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A little Birdie tells me he is gioing to be fine
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« Reply #17 on: Saturday, November 28, 2009, 07:45:53 » |
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It was never a fore gone conclusion.
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« Reply #18 on: Saturday, November 28, 2009, 08:04:42 » |
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He only went out to get a sandwedge for his tee
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« Reply #19 on: Saturday, November 28, 2009, 08:22:27 » |
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It was a fair way to go just for a sandwedge.
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« Reply #20 on: Saturday, November 28, 2009, 09:34:26 » |
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Shouldn't laugh, sounds like he might be feeling a bit rough
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« Reply #21 on: Saturday, November 28, 2009, 09:37:28 » |
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Apparently his mrs kicked fuck out of him hence the scrattches. Tiger Woods did not suffer facial lacerations from a car accident. They were inflicted by his wife, Elin Nordegren -- according to a conversation Woods had Friday after the accident. Tiger has yet to be formally interviewed by the Florida Highway Patrol -- that should happen this afternoon. But we're told Tiger had a conversation Friday -- with a non-law enforcement type -- detailing what went down before his Escalade hit a fire hydrant. We're told he said his wife had confronted him about reports that he was seeing another woman. The argument got heated and, according to our source, she scratched his face up. We're told it was then Woods beat a hasty retreat for his SUV -- but according to our source, Woods says his wife followed behind with a golf club. As Tiger drove away, she struck the vehicle several times with the club. We're told Woods became "distracted," thought the vehicle was stopped, and looked to see what had happened. At that point the SUV hit the fire hydrant and then hit a tree. We're also told Woods had said during the conversation Friday he had been taking prescription pain medication for an injury, which could explain why he seemed somewhat out of it at the scene. Read more: http://www.tmz.com/#ixzz0Y94jbNQy |
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« Reply #22 on: Saturday, November 28, 2009, 11:41:37 » |
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Sounds like he'll need a new 'caddy' at least.
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« Reply #23 on: Saturday, November 28, 2009, 12:40:19 » |
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Some might say she was green with envy
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« Reply #24 on: Saturday, November 28, 2009, 14:05:46 » |
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Some might say she was green with envy
That's par for the course !! |
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« Reply #25 on: Saturday, November 28, 2009, 14:13:18 » |
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Rumours that he crashed because he wasn't concentrating properly on his driving. Was picking his nose apparently, not the first golfer to be undone by a bogey
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« Reply #26 on: Saturday, November 28, 2009, 14:59:37 » |
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Apparently his mrs kicked fuck out of him hence the scrattches. Tiger Woods did not suffer facial lacerations from a car accident. They were inflicted by his wife, Elin Nordegren -- according to a conversation Woods had Friday after the accident. Tiger has yet to be formally interviewed by the Florida Highway Patrol -- that should happen this afternoon. But we're told Tiger had a conversation Friday -- with a non-law enforcement type -- detailing what went down before his Escalade hit a fire hydrant. We're told he said his wife had confronted him about reports that he was seeing another woman. The argument got heated and, according to our source, she scratched his face up. We're told it was then Woods beat a hasty retreat for his SUV -- but according to our source, Woods says his wife followed behind with a golf club. As Tiger drove away, she struck the vehicle several times with the club. We're told Woods became "distracted," thought the vehicle was stopped, and looked to see what had happened. At that point the SUV hit the fire hydrant and then hit a tree. We're also told Woods had said during the conversation Friday he had been taking prescription pain medication for an injury, which could explain why he seemed somewhat out of it at the scene. Read more: http://www.tmz.com/#ixzz0Y94jbNQyI think its disrespectful and rude to post about peoples personal lives on the internet. |
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« Reply #27 on: Saturday, November 28, 2009, 15:17:04 » |
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I think its disrespectful and rude to post about peoples personal lives on the internet.
Ha, ha, ha, top work Dave. Unless Tiger posted it all on his facebook page of course |
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« Reply #28 on: Tuesday, December 1, 2009, 08:33:44 » |
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What is the difference between an SUV and a golf ball? Tiger woods can drive a golf ball 300 yards.
Tiger hit a tree and a fire hydrant. He couldn't decide between an iron and a wood.
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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« Reply #29 on: Tuesday, December 1, 2009, 09:15:53 » |
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Tiger made a poor choice...He should've used a driver.
I hear Tiger's wife has improved his game...She made him a true scratch golfer.
Tiger's been dropped by Gillette after admitting his crash was the closest shave he had ever had.
How can Tiger Wood's be the world's best golfer? He couldn't eevn avoid a water hazard that was in front of him.
Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.
What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning ?
The went clubbing.
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