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« on: Friday, November 27, 2009, 19:44:24 »

...has been involved in a serious car crah. No link yet, just heard it on Talksport

Just found this on a US websit

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/local/breakingnews/os-bk-tiger-woods-accident,0,1369881.story
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« Reply #1 on: Friday, November 27, 2009, 19:46:31 »

BBC now have it as breaking news too although they say 'unconfirmed'

EDIT: http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/golf/8383782.stm
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« Reply #2 on: Friday, November 27, 2009, 20:10:44 »

Very strange indeed...
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« Reply #3 on: Friday, November 27, 2009, 20:20:38 »

hope he's alright? anyone got him on the old death predictions
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« Reply #4 on: Friday, November 27, 2009, 20:24:33 »

Apparently he needs a new driver
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« Reply #5 on: Friday, November 27, 2009, 20:25:51 »

Apparently he needs a new driver

Quality.
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« Reply #6 on: Friday, November 27, 2009, 20:27:48 »

Something doesn't add up. He hits a fire hydrant at under 33mph in a Escalade and is suffering serious injuries? Those things are built like tanks.....

Sorry for the lack of puns.....
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« Reply #7 on: Friday, November 27, 2009, 20:30:35 »

...has been involved in a serious car crash.

Has anyone ever been involved in a funny car crash?
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« Reply #8 on: Friday, November 27, 2009, 20:32:16 »

facial lacerations according to sky sports news, now dont get me wrong but at 5am on the morning of princess dianas death thats what she had, it then progressed to cut thighs. so if mr woods has cut thighs hes fucked
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« Reply #9 on: Friday, November 27, 2009, 20:34:27 »

Something doesn't add up. He hits a fire hydrant at under 33mph in a Escalade and is suffering serious injuries? Those things are built like tanks.....

Sorry for the lack of puns.....

He hit a tree as well...they stay hit.....i once knocked over a clown jonny,bloody hilarious.
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« Reply #10 on: Friday, November 27, 2009, 20:37:08 »

Has anyone ever been involved in a funny car crash?

Probably - we cant take everything seriously...
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« Reply #11 on: Friday, November 27, 2009, 21:38:25 »

Has anyone ever been involved in a funny car crash?

Not me, but once in a car park my lady threw a ten minute strop that someone had slightly scratched her car door, and wanted to somehow find the offender and tell them what for.  After ten minutes of heated debate I convinced her there was nothing we could do.  We got in to the car, she put it in reverse, and went back at full pelt - straight in to a bollard, caving in the back bumper and the boot. 

I deserve a medal for not pissing myself laughing at the time, but it always make me snigger when I think back to it.
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« Reply #12 on: Friday, November 27, 2009, 21:41:27 »

He is out of hospital already
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« Reply #13 on: Friday, November 27, 2009, 21:46:22 »

Sounds par for the course DRS.
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« Reply #14 on: Friday, November 27, 2009, 22:02:51 »

His drive was a fairway for a trip unless he was going for tee.
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