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« Reply #45 on: Friday, November 20, 2009, 10:58:41 »

kerry has awesome jubbiles
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« Reply #46 on: Friday, November 20, 2009, 11:01:37 »

Huh? That's like saying, but at least she's better than John Prescott.
Given the choice between Jordan, Katona and Prezza I think a lot of people would be surprised at how tempting the Hon Member for Hull suddenly started to appear Smiley. Although clearly death would be a hot favourite fourth choice
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« Reply #47 on: Friday, November 20, 2009, 11:05:16 »

I don't understand everyone that says she's rough.
Ok, she's a bit of a twat, but you get home one night after 8 or 9 pints, and she's in your bed naked.
Tell me you'd say no then.

i'd say no on the basis that i dread to think what diseases i'd catch.
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« Reply #48 on: Friday, November 20, 2009, 11:07:11 »

i'd say no on the basis that i dread to think what diseases i'd catch.

Spot on SY.
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« Reply #49 on: Friday, November 20, 2009, 11:38:19 »

I love this pretending, it's so funny. I bet my mortgage that every man who has posted in this thread has fucked a bird who's rougher than Jordan. Cast iron fact.
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« Reply #50 on: Friday, November 20, 2009, 11:47:26 »

Excluding the virgins, of course.
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« Reply #51 on: Friday, November 20, 2009, 11:50:16 »

and the gays, of course.
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« Reply #52 on: Friday, November 20, 2009, 11:53:45 »

And The Fall Guy. He's never seen with anything less than a nine, so fine.
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« Reply #53 on: Friday, November 20, 2009, 11:54:28 »

Virgins and gays aren't men.
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« Reply #54 on: Friday, November 20, 2009, 12:11:21 »

I would, but only if she refused to give consent.
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« Reply #55 on: Friday, November 20, 2009, 12:13:45 »

That's the spirit!
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« Reply #56 on: Friday, November 20, 2009, 12:30:24 »

I love this pretending, it's so funny. I bet my mortgage that every man who has posted in this thread has fucked a bird who'd rougher than Jordan. Cast iron fact.

have to dissagree. whilst i have slept with a couple of rough birds i really do find Jordan repulsive and worse than i have slept with. Seriously she is just wrong
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« Reply #57 on: Friday, November 20, 2009, 12:38:27 »

So that's virgins, gays and magicroundabout that aren't men.
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« Reply #58 on: Friday, November 20, 2009, 12:41:01 »

So that's virgins, gays and magicroundabout that aren't men.

appears so Smiley
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« Reply #59 on: Friday, November 20, 2009, 12:41:33 »

I love this pretending, it's so funny. I bet my mortgage that every man who has posted in this thread has fucked a bird who'd rougher than Jordan. Cast iron fact.

I can't say I have, do I win your mortgage?

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