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« Reply #105 on: Saturday, November 7, 2009, 16:18:38 »

Oxford are winning!
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« Reply #106 on: Saturday, November 7, 2009, 16:18:45 »

Is it still 1-0? I've got the radio on but very little is going into my brain
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« Reply #107 on: Saturday, November 7, 2009, 16:20:28 »

Is that because you're fucking a penguin.
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« Reply #108 on: Saturday, November 7, 2009, 16:20:41 »

We are 1-0 up. Oxford are 1-0 up. gateshead are 1-0 up at home to Brentford!
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« Reply #109 on: Saturday, November 7, 2009, 16:21:37 »

Brentford have equalised
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« Reply #110 on: Saturday, November 7, 2009, 16:22:07 »

Brentford have equalised

Boooo
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« Reply #111 on: Saturday, November 7, 2009, 16:22:38 »

Topi off, Hutch is on.
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« Reply #112 on: Saturday, November 7, 2009, 16:23:21 »

Is that because you're fucking a penguin.

Urgh. Just found out it was a man penguin I've been doing up the bum. I feel dirty.
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« Reply #113 on: Saturday, November 7, 2009, 16:23:52 »

Mr. Penguin says that Woking will equalise.
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« Reply #114 on: Saturday, November 7, 2009, 16:24:09 »

What kind of penguin was it Ben.
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« Reply #115 on: Saturday, November 7, 2009, 16:25:23 »

Mr. Penguin says that Woking will equalise.
They nearly just did. Sort it out Town!
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« Reply #116 on: Saturday, November 7, 2009, 16:26:05 »

I've got a feeling Woking will score.
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« Reply #117 on: Saturday, November 7, 2009, 16:28:20 »

What kind of penguin was it Ben.

A kid in a costume.
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« Reply #118 on: Saturday, November 7, 2009, 16:30:50 »

Doctor Dave had slept with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal were overwhelming.

But every now and then he'd hear an internal reassuring voice in his head that said: "Dave, don't worry about it. You aren't the first medical practitioner to sleep with one of their patients and you won't be the last. And you're single. Just let it go."

But invariably another voice in his head would bring him back to reality.

Whispering......

Dave........

Dave........

..........you're a vet.
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« Reply #119 on: Saturday, November 7, 2009, 16:31:07 »

Mr. Penguin says that Woking will equalise.

Is that whilst you were in a post coital embrace?
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