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« Reply #90 on: Saturday, November 7, 2009, 15:58:41 »

yes he did and then it went very quiet
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« Reply #91 on: Saturday, November 7, 2009, 15:59:36 »

Penguin

Good Choice!!!
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« Reply #92 on: Saturday, November 7, 2009, 15:59:52 »

We're just hearing his side of a conversation with his producer.  Very professional!
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« Reply #93 on: Saturday, November 7, 2009, 16:00:20 »

Did the bloke on radio surrey just hand over to someone at a ground called the dripping pan?  Or is my hearing gone?

Yes, it's Lewes' ground.
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« Reply #94 on: Saturday, November 7, 2009, 16:02:53 »

Good Choice!!!

Very funny. And no it wouldn't be a penguin. It would have to be something larger
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« Reply #95 on: Saturday, November 7, 2009, 16:03:29 »

Did you notice the bloke in the pro masterchef final a few weeks ago looked a bit like you samdy?
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« Reply #96 on: Saturday, November 7, 2009, 16:04:02 »

No, but tans did. He looks nothing like me!
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« Reply #97 on: Saturday, November 7, 2009, 16:06:21 »

WTF is going on with this woking commentary. just the odd word, whilst he's eating a kit kat.
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« Reply #98 on: Saturday, November 7, 2009, 16:07:00 »

He did a bit.

My favourite was the gay ex-actor brighton fish bar owner on an old Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares which looked just like Gary Stanley
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« Reply #99 on: Saturday, November 7, 2009, 16:09:18 »

Very funny. And no it wouldn't be a penguin. It would have to be something larger

I think you'd be surprised at just how big some penguins can get.

Similarly, it is very surprising how big an Ostrich actually is. I mean I know they are the biggest birds on Earth and that but they really are very fucking mahoosive and quite a bit scary. You'd need a ladder to fuck an ostrich as well.
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« Reply #100 on: Saturday, November 7, 2009, 16:10:42 »

I think you'd be surprised at just how big some penguins can get.

Similarly, it is very surprising how big an Ostrich actually is. I mean I know they are the biggest birds on Earth and that but they really are very fucking mahoosive and quite a bit scary. You'd need a ladder to fuck an ostrich as well.

Sounds like a man talking from experience!
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« Reply #101 on: Saturday, November 7, 2009, 16:15:43 »

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Similarly, it is very surprising how big an Ostrich actually is. I mean I know they are the biggest birds on Earth and that but they really are very fucking mahoosive and quite a bit scary. You'd need a ladder to fuck an ostrich as well.

I've ridden an ostrich.
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« Reply #102 on: Saturday, November 7, 2009, 16:15:44 »

I think you'd be surprised at just how big some penguins can get.

Who'd want to fuck something that smells of fish?

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« Reply #103 on: Saturday, November 7, 2009, 16:16:15 »

to be fair i wasnt talking about an ostrich but yes they are rather large
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« Reply #104 on: Saturday, November 7, 2009, 16:17:25 »

Penguins are pretty tight.
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