have you seen that advert for bernard matthews ham and eggs?

[Onion_Jimbo]

How do they get their fried eggs to look like that? They were perfectly circle shaped with a very large yolk.

Tell me why and how this happens.

Thanks

[Kinky Tom]

Presumably they crack the egg into a moulded fryer.  The yolk itself is down to the type of egg, duck egg's yolks are lovely and large.

[Boeta]

I used to like fried eggs but I've gone off them now

I hate cold meat with warm other stuff. Old people seem to like it though

[yeo]

I love Ham and Eggs.

[Kinky Tom]

Cold ham and eggs is cool.

[Onion_Jimbo]

I want a thing to makes perfectly circle fried eggs

[Kinky Tom]

We've got a pan at home that has four indented trough like things that do it, it can also poach eggs, because the rim around the pan is raised.  

It's tres cool.

[Onion_Jimbo]

where did you get that from kinky tommo ? I want it

[yeo]

I poach eggs in my steamer,Im dead healthy me.

[Kinky Tom]

I prefer to poach an egg in a sauce-pan - poached egg really is the best way to eat an egg.

Not sure where it came from Jim, I shall ask my mother for you tomorrow.

[Kinky Tom]

Actually, thinking about it Yeovil, how long does it take to poach an egg in a steamer?

[yeo]

about 5 minutes,Ive never been able to do it in a saucepan they go all yuck.

[Kinky Tom]

Use vinegar, it helps the egg bind quicker.

[yeo]

I dont keep vinegar in the house,Im lucky to have eggs to be honest

[Kinky Tom]

I dont keep vinegar in the house,Im lucky to have eggs to be honest

How far to the nearest chippy?  You could go round with a cup.