Most embarrassing moment in a football ground

[Samdy Gray]

I'm sure it was. But I was extremely pissed the time.

[dell boy]

I suppose being evicted three times at Swindon matches is quiet embarrassing. Millwall and Charlton away in the 70s, West Ham at home in the 90s. At Millwall I just walked straight back in.

[Fred Elliot]

Someone (incorrectly) told me Franchise were losing,

sorry about that

[tans]

I have had a recollection.

I fell down some stairs once, i think it was walsall away. Got forcefully removed from the bogs at Walsall in the same game for craftily smoking in the bogs.

Had a wank in the town end.

[Jamiesfuturewife]

Yep, that has to be up there.

My most most embarrassing moment has to be Rovers away in our League Two season when we had the chance to get promoted. Someone (incorrectly) told me Franchise were losing, so I started a merry jig up and down the front of the stand. Mex collared me and asked me what the fuck I was doing, to which I replied that Franchise were losing and we were going up. He corrected me and I sat down feeling like a right tool.

Arrrgghhh at leats someone corrected you!!! at least you never ran into the changing rooms with an ITV west camera crew to contratulate Paul Sturrock and get totally bollocked by that sloop man!!!!
I got punched in the back of the head that day by some muppet sat behind me and I think I was a bit dazed - I then remember asking Paul Sturrock if he would wear a kilt the day he got promoted to which he just looked me dead in the eye and went "NO"

OK maybe some embarressing stuff has happened to me
 

[STFCBird]

Spill 'em!

Was that in the Town End.

Actually I don't think it was you I am thinking of, seems a bit too long ago. Seen a few belters hit people plumb on the nose.

I could tell you but Sussex won't remember any of them.  Therefore he would say they weren't true but a few snippets

Missing his seat when he sat down whilst holding a burger (ketchup everywhere)
Going to the loo then coming back and being so drunk you can't find your seat
tripping up the steps in front of whole townend
Falling down the steps and nearly falling over the barrier onto the pitch in front of whole townend
Getting thrown out for not pissing straight in TE toilets

[Fred Elliot]

You forgot about the time the cops had to help you get him into your car after a game

[Sussex]

Lies! Anyway everybody's done it.

It was before the game Fred..

[Barry Scott]

Had a wank in the town end.

What? You had a wank in the town end? A wank? In the town end? Was it embarrassing because you got caught? Did you have an audience? Are you on the sex offenders register?

[Arriba]

i've always thought he was a wanker

[tans]

What? You had a wank in the town end? A wank? In the town end? Was it embarrassing because you got caught? Did you have an audience? Are you on the sex offenders register?

nah, tongue in cheek bazza. got to keep the post count up

[tans]

i've always thought he was a wanker

fuck you you grumpy bastard!

[herthab]

I've changed my mind. The most embarrassing thing I've done (Frequently) at matches is standing up and shouting things like "Offside!" and "Handball!" and "Foul!"

When, to everyone else in the ground, it clearly wasn't.

Now that is embarrassing.

[THE FLASH]

I've changed my mind. The most embarrassing thing I've done (Frequently) at matches is standing up and shouting things like "Offside!" and "Handball!" and "Foul!"

When, to everyone else in the ground, it clearly wasn't.

Thats Nothing!


Now that is embarrassing.

Cast your mind back to a Prem game at home to Everton.
We scored a goal which was disallowed for an offside that only my brother didnt see.....he leapt in the air screaming "Yesssssss!, get the fuck in there!!!" while everybody laughed ...i still do now!!


Mind you that bloke at Northampton who thought they had equalised at Sixfields was better, he kept hitting his son away when he was trying to tell him it was disallowed!!!

[flammableBen]

You're all amateurs.

I set myself on fire once.