Bogus Dave
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« on: Tuesday, November 3, 2009, 19:31:55 » |
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Do you wipe, do up and flush - or do you flush then do up?? Is anyone aware of the correct social ettiquette regarding these matters?
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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #1 on: Tuesday, November 3, 2009, 19:32:45 » |
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Wipe, flush, do up.
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STFC4LIFE
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« Reply #2 on: Tuesday, November 3, 2009, 19:39:56 » |
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Flush, wipe, do up.
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The Grim Reaper
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« Reply #3 on: Tuesday, November 3, 2009, 19:41:01 » |
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Washing hands optional it would appear.
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Bogus Dave
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« Reply #4 on: Tuesday, November 3, 2009, 19:42:02 » |
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Flush, wipe, do up.
Is that a bitter twisted joke?? I'd hate to go to the crapper after you. For the record I Wipe, flush, do up. No-one washes their hands anyway. |
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« Reply #5 on: Tuesday, November 3, 2009, 19:50:55 » |
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I don't wipe at all. I spray.
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Bogus Dave
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« Reply #6 on: Tuesday, November 3, 2009, 19:55:58 » |
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Lah de dah
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« Reply #7 on: Tuesday, November 3, 2009, 20:04:11 » |
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is there a correct social ettiquette as surely your on your own in a room or cubicle?
unless you like to shit while someone watches?
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Bogus Dave
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« Reply #8 on: Tuesday, November 3, 2009, 20:06:30 » |
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We all have our foibles
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« Reply #9 on: Tuesday, November 3, 2009, 20:34:59 » |
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I think the key thing is to wipe before you do up. Beyond that, largely a matter of personal choice. But you really should wash your hands, dave, you filthy brown-fingered boy
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Reg Smeeton
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« Reply #10 on: Tuesday, November 3, 2009, 20:42:51 » |
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I don't wipe at all. I spray.
Is this the bidet/toilet, or paperless lav, much loved in Japan and S. Korea, which dries you after crapping and washing? |
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« Reply #11 on: Tuesday, November 3, 2009, 21:47:34 » |
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Fold or scrunch?
Stand or sit whilst?
I'm a stand and fold man.
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« Reply #12 on: Tuesday, November 3, 2009, 22:03:11 » |
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I've said this on many occasion, and me and BR discussed this before. Bog roll is for filth mongers so i therefore wash my shit hole.  But wipe, flush, do up. Or flush, do up and allow the pants to take care of the wiping, which if it's a hot day, and lets be honest, the pants will take care of what the bog roll didn't anyway. |
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STFCBird
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« Reply #13 on: Wednesday, November 4, 2009, 14:55:24 » |
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blokes are ming
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« Reply #14 on: Wednesday, November 4, 2009, 15:09:23 » |
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blokes are ming
So no truth in the rumour* heard singing on the toilet Milk milk lemonade 'Round the corner chocolates made Press the button, pull the chain Down goes chocolate choo-choo train * that I made up. |
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