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Sussex

« on: Thursday, June 2, 2005, 17:50:33 »

Arrived at 3pm, pub soon after.

It all seems focused on drinking and lap dancing clubs, happy with that.

Tonight is a 'Steak and Tits' night. A meal, free drinks, 4 naked birds dancing and serving us all night - 22.50  Cool

Done a bit of research, and got a price - 2 birds for half an hour in a jacuzzi all soaped up = 95 quid!

Get in!  Cheesy  Cheesy  Cheesy  Cheesy  Cheesy  Cheesy
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« Reply #1 on: Thursday, June 2, 2005, 17:56:28 »

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Arrived at 3pm, pub soon after.

It all seems focused on drinking and lap dancing clubs, happy with that.

Tonight is a 'Steak and Tits' night. A meal, free drinks, 4 naked birds dancing and serving us all night - 22.50  Cool

Done a bit of research, and got a price - 2 birds for half an hour in a jacuzzi all soaped up = 95 quid!

Get in!  Cheesy  Cheesy  Cheesy  Cheesy  Cheesy  Cheesy


Sounds Aceio!! I am going in September courtesy of my old man for a 'cultural' midweek trip!!
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« Reply #2 on: Thursday, June 2, 2005, 17:58:44 »

You bad man Sussex.
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« Reply #3 on: Thursday, June 2, 2005, 17:59:00 »

Hello Prague this is Swindon

What the fuck are you doing on here?

and treat yourself get an hour Cool
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« Reply #4 on: Thursday, June 2, 2005, 19:11:37 »

fuck that, use your British charm on them and get them all week for nowt.

just hope they don't watch Hollyoaks
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« Reply #5 on: Saturday, June 4, 2005, 09:47:26 »

The Stag Weekend pact:

The weekend has landed. All that exists now is clubs, drugs, pubs and partys. I've got 48 hours off from the world man. I'm gonna blow steam out of my head like a screaming kettle

I'm gonna talk cod-shite to strangers all night.
I'm gonna lose the plot on the dance floor.
The free radicles inside me are freaking man.
Tonight I'm John Travolta, Peter Popper, I'm going to never never land with my chosen family man.

We're going to get more spaced out than Neil Armstrong ever did.

Anything could happen tonight, you know this could be the best night of my life.

I've got 73 quid in my back burner, I'm gonna wax the lot man, the milky bars are on me.

What happens in Prague - stays in Prague.



T'internet in hotel room  Cool

Good morning Swindon, this is Prague.

Officially the city with the fittest birds I've ever seen, they are stunning. And you can buy them  Wink

There's a strip club round the corner, 35 quid for a 'dance' with 'touching', 50 quid for the works.

I've been bad, very bad..
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« Reply #6 on: Saturday, June 4, 2005, 09:50:09 »

Pictures please.
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« Reply #7 on: Saturday, June 4, 2005, 09:57:58 »

I  love you Sussex Cool
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« Reply #8 on: Saturday, June 4, 2005, 10:06:05 »

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What the fuck are you doing on here?



My thoughts exactly.
Why are you not in a seedy bar getting pissed and coked up trying to get it on with some cheap whores? Oooh hang on, I better post on the townend.com. :nuts:  Weird.
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« Reply #9 on: Saturday, June 4, 2005, 10:12:54 »

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What the fuck are you doing on here?



My thoughts exactly.
Why are you not in a seedy bar getting pissed and coked up trying to get it on with some cheap whores?


Shit, have you been watching me! Just got in from last night after doing exactly that. Cool

The coke's cheaper than the women, and our rep sells it  Cheesy  Beers

Edit: My mates want to sleep for a bit, but I can't/am bored.
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« Reply #10 on: Saturday, June 4, 2005, 10:16:04 »

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Good man. Either way you're fucked. Wink
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« Reply #11 on: Saturday, June 4, 2005, 10:30:52 »

Hehe. Dirty man!
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« Reply #12 on: Saturday, June 4, 2005, 10:39:52 »

some mothers daughter :-))(
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« Reply #13 on: Tuesday, June 7, 2005, 13:57:14 »

My memory is now starting to return and I only vaguely remember typing any of this!

I'm not a violent person, but Spencer and Melksham would have been so proud of me. We kicked 10 bells out of a group of Germans Ricky Hatton style Saturday night - lippy cunts having a go at our 5-1 Ingerland song. I got a smack too though :roll:

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« Reply #14 on: Tuesday, June 7, 2005, 14:14:03 »

did you smack him harder though?
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