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Joseph McLaughlin
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« Reply #30 on: Friday, October 30, 2009, 18:04:22 » |
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Nice to see that you are still a self righteous prick Dan, please dont change. The forum wouldnt be the same without our resident dementor.
Learn to read you fucking idiot. Point 5 was me agreeing with every thing you orginally posted. |
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« Reply #31 on: Friday, October 30, 2009, 18:11:39 » |
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the fogster bites fucking hard these days.
he's like the forum pike.
probably the worst top 5 ever by the way
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« Reply #32 on: Friday, October 30, 2009, 18:28:21 » |
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End of.
Should/would/could of (it's 'have' you fucking 'tard)
The fact of the matter is...
You get me?
To be fair...
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We made a promise we swore we'd always remember... no retreat, baby, no surrender
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« Reply #33 on: Friday, October 30, 2009, 18:30:16 » |
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'End of' No its fucking not. Thats not an argument.
'At the end of the day' It gets dark
'Not never' (or any kind of double negative)
'Innit'
'Basically'
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Never knowingly overstated.
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Nick Bamosomi
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« Reply #34 on: Friday, October 30, 2009, 18:37:23 » |
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1. Can I have your number and I'll get someone to call you back? (They never do)
2. Bear with me (Invariably used in the same conversation as 1.)
3. Cheer up, it may never happen.
4. End of.
5. That's life.
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Never , under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night
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Foggy
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Ketchup wanker
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« Reply #35 on: Friday, October 30, 2009, 22:00:10 » |
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Learn to read you fucking idiot.
Point 5 was me agreeing with every thing you orginally posted.
Huge apologies DV, i am indeed a fucking idiot, i need to take time to read things through   |
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Sad to say, i must be on my way
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jayohaitchenn
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« Reply #36 on: Saturday, October 31, 2009, 03:06:25 » |
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Boring cunt. FIIIIIIGGGGHHHHHHTTT
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BANGKOK RED
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« Reply #37 on: Monday, November 2, 2009, 13:54:09 » |
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1) "Guess what".
I fucking hate it when somebody comes up to you and say nothing but "Guess what".
When I was a younger, more naive lad I would often reply with: "I Dunno, what?" only to hear the counter reply: "Guess".......
Nowadays I prefer to nip it in the bud, if somebody should now ask: "Guess what". I will now reply along the lines of: "No, I will not even hazard a guess at whatever the fuck it is you want me to guess at so either just tell me what it is now or this conversation ends right here".
"Guess what"
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
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« Reply #38 on: Monday, November 2, 2009, 14:10:09 » |
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its when people say "guess what" and then dont give you the chance to even guess.
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Phil_S
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« Reply #39 on: Monday, November 2, 2009, 14:12:16 » |
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The Brisyol habit of any statement being turned into a question ?
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From the Dark Side
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BANGKOK RED
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« Reply #40 on: Monday, November 2, 2009, 14:16:36 » |
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Phil, I believe that the term you are looking for is "rhetorical questions"?
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DV
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Joseph McLaughlin
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« Reply #41 on: Monday, November 2, 2009, 14:23:24 » |
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Which reminds me of a Simpsons moment
Lisa: Dad, do you even know what rhetorical means?
Homer: do I know what rhetorical means?
I dont tell it very well
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BANGKOK RED
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« Reply #42 on: Monday, November 2, 2009, 14:45:01 » |
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I was going to start a whole new thread on rhetorical questions and my hatred of them, partly due to the fact that my wife is the grand master at stupid rhetoric. For example:
Mrs BR: Do you still want to go to the beach this week?
Me: Of course, why, are you able to get the time of work now?
Mrs BR: No.
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
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Chubbs
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« Reply #43 on: Monday, November 2, 2009, 14:56:54 » |
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I was going to start a whole new thread on rhetorical questions and my hatred of them, partly due to the fact that my wife is the grand master at stupid rhetoric. For example:
Mrs BR: Do you still want to go to the beach this week?
Me: Of course, why, are you able to get the time of work now?
Mrs BR: No.
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Ahhh this reminds me of my mum, when we are eating dinner and i pass her my plate to put on a little bit of a veg im not to keen on, she says "say when" i say "thats enought" only to keep piling it on. What part of "thats enough" dont you understand woman!!!! grrrr |
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BANGKOK RED
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« Reply #44 on: Monday, November 2, 2009, 15:16:22 » |
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Any female (Wife/gf/mum/nan/sister): "Where are you going BR?"
Me: "I'm going to the pub?"
Any female: "What do you mean you are going to the pub?"
Grrrrrrrrrrr
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