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Foggy

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« Reply #15 on: Friday, October 30, 2009, 13:09:26 »

Im sorry  Crying

although on the plus side I dont think I ever use the bottom 2?

Nothing at all , i just happen to hate them
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« Reply #16 on: Friday, October 30, 2009, 13:09:40 »

Can you copy me in on that
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« Reply #17 on: Friday, October 30, 2009, 13:18:27 »

1. Recruitment agencies
2. Recruitment agencies that say "yes i have a job for you"
3. Recruitment agencies that say "i have another job here for you, closer to home with more money"
4. Recruitment agencies that say "I should have an answer for you by the end of today" (thursday)
5. Recruitment agencies that never get back to you and take Fridays off leaving you jobless
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Peter Venkman
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« Reply #18 on: Friday, October 30, 2009, 13:19:01 »

1. If you know what I mean
2. Whatever
3. Simples
4. ending sentences with the words "End of"
5. ending sentences with the word "FACT" when it blatently isn't (which is every the time its used!)
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« Reply #19 on: Friday, October 30, 2009, 13:24:14 »

1. saying something is 'Flush'
2. Think positive
3. What goes around comes around
4. Alroight moi luuuver (if I hear that from some cunt down here again I'll scream)
5. Choke up Chicken
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #20 on: Friday, October 30, 2009, 13:33:29 »

johns are ace.
this is someone on my facebook's update, they are all like this, so annoying.
"wooo,cnt wait till 2nite Cheesy roll on 10:30pm,whos goin rage??? happy today,seeing a old m8,aint seen in ages i fink todays gonna b a gud day,well 4 one of us while the other ones hanging haha luv u *****,wish u'd listen tho Angry ,neva mind,bloody still cuming out 2nite tho haha "



The ones that annoy me most on facebook are the updates 'so and so is looking forward to seeing a certain someone tonight' or 'thinks a certain someone should get a life' etc.

How ironic that you want everyone to know about something but have disclosed the vital detail. Teasing slags.
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« Reply #21 on: Friday, October 30, 2009, 13:52:28 »

1. Anything that Americans say
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« Reply #22 on: Friday, October 30, 2009, 13:59:05 »

1- at the end of the day...

A popular one, often used by clever footballers.
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« Reply #23 on: Friday, October 30, 2009, 14:08:15 »

1. Lush
2. Green Army!
3. Simples!
4. My Bad
5. Any text/internet abbreviation. WTF, LØL, R0FL, Lick my Arse Orifice, IMHO, IIRC, OMG! etc, etc
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« Reply #24 on: Friday, October 30, 2009, 14:24:47 »

am I the most annoying person on this forum then?
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« Reply #25 on: Friday, October 30, 2009, 14:34:39 »

am I the most annoying person on this forum then?

I don't think i've ever seen you use any of these, so no you're certainly not the most annoying person on the forum. Smiley
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« Reply #26 on: Friday, October 30, 2009, 14:39:03 »

at the moment.

1. Simples
2. Green Army
3. good times
4. bad times
5. everything Foggy posted.
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« Reply #27 on: Friday, October 30, 2009, 15:10:23 »

Just a choice few from me:

1. Any text speak whatsoever.   I don't understand it.

2. I really hate it when people use a question mark at the end of a sentence that isn't a question?

3. Say what you like but at least I'm myself - as though just "being yourself" is noble and an excuse for any behaviour.  "So, Mr Hitler, do you have anything further to add to your defence?"  "I was just being myself".  I blame Big Brother for this "proud to be a twat, as long as I'm consistently a twat" attitude.  Its actually much better to act nicely.

4.  Corporate language - especially frameworks/data warehouses/observatories - what's wrong with calling them boxes with numbers in them?  See also - "streamlining/business process re-engineering" - making stuff quicker.  I annoy people in work by talking in English.

5.  The use of "less" when the word should be "fewer", e.g. I wish Billy Shears used less words - fewer words, that should be.
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« Reply #28 on: Friday, October 30, 2009, 15:26:27 »

work speak is bollox. Apparently I now work as part of a content factory.

Green army so annoying.
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« Reply #29 on: Friday, October 30, 2009, 17:58:37 »

at the moment.

1. Simples
2. Green Army
3. good times
4. bad times
5. everything Foggy posted.


Nice to see that you are still a self righteous prick Dan, please dont change. The forum wouldnt be the same without our resident dementor.
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