Foggy
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« on: Friday, October 30, 2009, 11:43:13 » |
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Sayings that get on your tits!
1) Ming
2) I nearly did a little wee
3) a tiny piece of sick came into my mouth
4) mentalist
5) Whatever
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Sad to say, i must be on my way
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Barry Scott
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« Reply #1 on: Friday, October 30, 2009, 11:56:27 » |
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1. Pillock
2. Prat
3. Twit
4. Plonker
5. Bozo
I selected 5 "insults". I can't help but feel you'd be better off either using a proper profanity or saying nothing at all.
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herthab
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« Reply #2 on: Friday, October 30, 2009, 11:58:35 » |
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1. Listen up.
2. I think so.
3. Maybe.
4. Can I get back to you.
5. It's not my fault.
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It's All Good..............
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jayohaitchenn
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« Reply #3 on: Friday, October 30, 2009, 12:00:53 » |
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1. This - when used in a quote on a forum. It doesn't even make grammatical sense.
2. OMG111LOLZ - Fucking grow up.
3. text speak of any kind.
4. "If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all." - Fuck off. You're a slag.
5. "Anythink/somethink/nothink" - RARRGGGGRGGRGGGGGG FFFFUUUUUCCCKKKKKK OFFF
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Reg Smeeton
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« Reply #4 on: Friday, October 30, 2009, 12:01:12 » |
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Sayings that get on your tits!
1) Ming
2) I nearly did a little wee
3) a tiny piece of sick came into my mouth
4) mentalist
5) Whatever
What's JFW done to upset you? |
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Langers
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« Reply #5 on: Friday, October 30, 2009, 12:06:27 » |
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1. If only
2. Everything happens for a reason - Bullshit
3. Its not Rocket Science - Just Piss off
4. With all due respect - what a load of bollocks, you dont mean it, your just trying to be polite
5. This. - I agree with that one
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eastoe
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« Reply #6 on: Friday, October 30, 2009, 12:07:23 » |
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1.Climate change
2.Swine Flu
3.Modernisation
4.Hearts and minds
5.Politically correct.
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nevillew
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« Reply #7 on: Friday, October 30, 2009, 12:09:07 » |
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Pen instead of penalty
your instead of you're, (and vice versa)
IMHO
His family has been told (what happened to 'next of kin has been informed' ?)
In the right areas (cricket)
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Paolo Di Canio, it's Paolo Di Canio
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Chubbs
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« Reply #8 on: Friday, October 30, 2009, 12:24:24 » |
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johns are ace. this is someone on my facebook's update, they are all like this, so annoying. "wooo,cnt wait till 2nite  roll on 10:30pm,whos goin rage??? happy today,seeing a old m8,aint seen in ages i fink todays gonna b a gud day,well 4 one of us while the other ones hanging haha luv u *****,wish u'd listen tho  ,neva mind,bloody still cuming out 2nite tho haha " |
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Jamiesfuturewife
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« Reply #9 on: Friday, October 30, 2009, 12:31:24 » |
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Sayings that get on your tits!
1) Ming
2) I nearly did a little wee
3) a tiny piece of sick came into my mouth
4) mentalist
5) Whatever
Im sorry  although on the plus side I dont think I ever use the bottom 2? |
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Gelbfüßler
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Was gücksch?
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« Reply #10 on: Friday, October 30, 2009, 12:34:23 » |
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1. 'Errrrr, hello?!'
2. 'My bad'
3. Any use of the word 'über' as an adverb in an English sentence
4. 'You're hurting me'
5. 'Wrong hole'
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Wir lassen uns unsere Liebe nicht nehmen
Nicht von den Bullen und nicht vom DFB
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Bogus Dave
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« Reply #11 on: Friday, October 30, 2009, 12:36:17 » |
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When used over-the-toply
1. Cunt
2. Fuck
3. Simples
Other than that, i don't really get that wound up about sayings i'm afraid
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Things get better but they never get good
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iffy
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« Reply #12 on: Friday, October 30, 2009, 12:48:03 » |
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Any phrase where someone describes the thing they are about to say:
1. I don't mean to be rude = I am about to be rude
2. To be honest with you = Til now, I have been lying to you
3. I tell it like it is/I speak as I find = I am generally rude
4. Don't take this personally = I am about to make a personal statement you are likely to find offensive
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juddie
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« Reply #13 on: Friday, October 30, 2009, 12:59:24 » |
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1. "Could I just put you on hold please"
2. blue-sky thinking - f*ck off
3. soapy tit wank
4. credit crunch
5. to be fair
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Chubbs
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« Reply #14 on: Friday, October 30, 2009, 13:07:16 » |
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1- at the end of the day...
2- the way i see it is...
3- to be perfectly honest with you....
4- im not being funny, but....
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