Bogus Dave
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« on: Thursday, October 1, 2009, 16:43:42 » |
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Picture the scene. Your walking home from work, and a 17 year old girl walks up to you. She doesn't seem like a chav, and politely asks if you could buy her two cans of strongbow and a small bottle of lambrini, from the off license around the corner. Do you A - Carry on walking or B - Buy her the alcohol, because you yourself knows how it feels to be 17 and pissed off at not being able to buy booze  |
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Luci
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« Reply #1 on: Thursday, October 1, 2009, 16:46:55 » |
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Don't buy it.
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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #2 on: Thursday, October 1, 2009, 16:49:24 » |
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What do you get in return?
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Reg Smeeton
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« Reply #3 on: Thursday, October 1, 2009, 16:49:56 » |
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Say you'll buy it, if she comes back to yours to drink it.  |
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« Reply #4 on: Thursday, October 1, 2009, 16:56:15 » |
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If she tells you she's 17, she probably 14.
So (A).
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« Reply #5 on: Thursday, October 1, 2009, 16:59:10 » |
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If she tells you she's 17, she probably 14.
So (A).
In which case tell her you're 14.... |
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« Reply #6 on: Thursday, October 1, 2009, 17:22:35 » |
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buy it, we've all done it. stop being so fucking grumpy and old.
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Bogus Dave
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« Reply #7 on: Thursday, October 1, 2009, 17:25:00 » |
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The girl didn't tell me how old she was, but she looked about 17
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« Reply #8 on: Thursday, October 1, 2009, 17:25:44 » |
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so did you buy it?
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« Reply #9 on: Thursday, October 1, 2009, 17:26:17 » |
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so did you buy it?
Thats the question I was waiting for! |
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« Reply #10 on: Thursday, October 1, 2009, 17:26:57 » |
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Buy Old Speckled Hen instead and drink it !
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Bogus Dave
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« Reply #11 on: Thursday, October 1, 2009, 17:27:05 » |
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Yeah. The only thing i'm worried about is someone from work see me hand over a bag of booze and £5 to a stranger. Other than that i'm not overly concerened, just wondered where others stood
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« Reply #12 on: Thursday, October 1, 2009, 17:28:05 » |
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good for you dave, now wait half an hour go back and try and get off with her.
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Bogus Dave
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« Reply #13 on: Thursday, October 1, 2009, 17:33:22 » |
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Haha
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« Reply #14 on: Thursday, October 1, 2009, 17:58:20 » |
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I had the same situation a few months back,I bought it and worried about it for the rest of the night.
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