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Demasiado no es demasiado
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« on: Sunday, September 20, 2009, 17:38:35 » |
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Nemo
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« Reply #1 on: Sunday, September 20, 2009, 17:47:42 » |
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Tesco said: "He hasn't been banned. Jedis are very welcome to shop in our stores although we would ask them to remove their hoods.
"Obi-Wan Kenobi, Yoda and Luke Skywalker all appeared hoodless without ever going over to the Dark Side and we are only aware of the Emperor as one who never removed his hood.
"If Jedi walk around our stores with their hoods on, they'll miss lots of special offers."
Tesco bring the humour?
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Nemo
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« Reply #2 on: Sunday, September 20, 2009, 17:52:56 » |
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Also, the comments section is puntastic to a level that would make Neville wince:
"Sith happens"
"Apparently he went in for a Wookie Burger- not bad, but a bit Chewie"
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« Reply #3 on: Sunday, September 20, 2009, 18:30:51 » |
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Hehol! Fnar fnar.
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BANGKOK RED
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« Reply #5 on: Sunday, September 20, 2009, 19:34:02 » |
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The 23-year-old, who founded the International Church of Jediism, which has 500,000 followers worldwide, was told the hood flouted store rules. Make that 500,001 followers worldwide. |
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« Reply #6 on: Sunday, September 20, 2009, 19:39:48 » |
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"If Jedi walk around our stores with their hoods on, they'll miss lots of special offers."
If the offers were that good, wouldn't they be able to feel the force of them through their hoods? |
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« Reply #7 on: Sunday, September 20, 2009, 19:41:52 » |
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i'm an official jedi.
i'm donning my hoddie in protest on my next trip to tescos.
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« Reply #8 on: Sunday, September 20, 2009, 19:43:40 » |
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Make that 500,001 followers worldwide.
I know what you are getting for Christmas. I have felt your presents. |
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« Reply #9 on: Sunday, September 20, 2009, 19:49:14 » |
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next time i visit tesco i'm going to wear an old fashioned deep sea diving helmet.
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BANGKOK RED
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« Reply #10 on: Sunday, September 20, 2009, 19:51:50 » |
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I know what you are getting for Christmas.
I have felt your presents.
You've been waiting for months for a jedi related thread to tell that joke haven't you? |
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« Reply #11 on: Sunday, September 20, 2009, 19:53:07 » |
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Turns out this was not the thread he was looking for.
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Arriba
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« Reply #12 on: Sunday, September 20, 2009, 20:05:09 » |
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it was his only hope
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« Reply #13 on: Sunday, September 20, 2009, 20:12:22 » |
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You've been waiting for months for a jedi related thread to tell that joke haven't you?
More than that. Heard it A long long time ago. |
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« Reply #14 on: Monday, September 21, 2009, 17:22:15 » |
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i'm an official jedi.
i'm donning my hoddie in protest on my next trip to tescos.
Is that what the builders wear these days? |
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we've been to Aberdeen, we hate the Hibs, they make us spew up, so make some noise,
the gorgie boys, for Hearts in Europe.
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