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« on: Wednesday, September 16, 2009, 17:20:00 » |
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I've just managed a fairly meaty near amputation of a finger tip. Good halfway through on the tip around where my nail ends (my nails are short because I bite them).
1) Pace around the house with your hand in the air.
2) Down a can of cider
3) Tell internet, one handed typing.
4? Go to shop and buy some fags?
5) more cider.
One of those finger cuttung injuries that you can sort of see coming, and then you see the knife slice in and blood poor out in sort of slow motion.
I hope it stops bleeding soon. Must be over 20mins now.
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Iffy's Onion Bhaji
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« Reply #1 on: Wednesday, September 16, 2009, 17:22:26 » |
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Ha ha unlucky Ben.
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Barry Scott
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« Reply #2 on: Wednesday, September 16, 2009, 17:24:13 » |
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Ouch, get someone to kick you in the bollocks with steel toe caps to solve the pain though.
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flammableBen
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« Reply #3 on: Wednesday, September 16, 2009, 17:25:19 » |
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Ouch, get someone to kick you in the bollocks with steel toe caps to solve the pain though.
I think that might just move the pain. |
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« Reply #4 on: Wednesday, September 16, 2009, 17:31:49 » |
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Drink some more cider
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« Reply #5 on: Wednesday, September 16, 2009, 17:32:23 » |
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Painkillers.
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flammableBen
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« Reply #6 on: Wednesday, September 16, 2009, 17:36:56 » |
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Drink some more cider
Done. Seems to be dulling up now which is nice. Well just started again a bit when I ripped off the sticky mache of kitchen roll and some of finger sort of flapped up a bit, but it's all good. Now the finger pain adrenaline has worn off I feel like a bit of a drama yak for posting a thread. Oh well. |
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« Reply #7 on: Wednesday, September 16, 2009, 17:43:27 » |
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Punch yourself in the plums. That'll take your mind off it.
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« Reply #8 on: Wednesday, September 16, 2009, 17:58:52 » |
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Now the finger pain adrenaline has worn off I feel like a bit of a drama yak for posting a thread. Oh well.
Picture evidence would justify the thread, definitely. Make sure you open the big flap of skin up for us to see |
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« Reply #9 on: Wednesday, September 16, 2009, 18:02:17 » |
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Don't know why I suggested that, I cringed all the way through the first post.
Do post a picture though
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« Reply #10 on: Wednesday, September 16, 2009, 18:04:35 » |
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6) go to A&E/minor injuries unit
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flammableBen
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« Reply #11 on: Wednesday, September 16, 2009, 18:20:34 » |
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Picture evidence would justify the thread,
I'm worried it won't now. Might have to gash it open some more. |
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flammableBen
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« Reply #12 on: Wednesday, September 16, 2009, 18:22:54 » |
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6) go to A&E/minor injuries unit
It went all numb so I gave myself a stitch. |
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« Reply #13 on: Wednesday, September 16, 2009, 18:26:42 » |
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It went all numb so I gave myself a stitch.
No way! |
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flammableBen
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« Reply #14 on: Wednesday, September 16, 2009, 18:44:08 » |
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Nah don't be silly.
Did a line of K first.
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